Oh, my God... 哦 天呐...
it's full-on double rainbow all the way across the sky! 天上挂着两道彩虹!
Whoa! 喔!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 哦 天呐! 哦 上帝!
Oh! Oh, my God! 哦! 哦 我的天!
Whoo! 喔!
What does this mean? 这是什么意思?
It's so bright. 太亮了
Oh, my God, it's so bright and vivid. 哦 天呐 栩栩如生
It's starting to look like a triple rainbow. 看起来像是三道彩虹了
Oh! 哦!
Going streaking across the quad! 直接穿过网球场!
冒牌家庭
Coochie, coochie, coochie! 咯嘀 咯嘀 咯嘀!
Yeah. No, I know. Uh-huh. 是 不是 我知道 呃
No, I'm not. I'm not. No, I'm paying attention. 不 没有 我没有 不是 我在听
Mom, I'm listening. Just talk. 妈 我在听 你说吧
- Tyrone. - Are you going trick-or-treating? - 泰伦 - 你过不过万圣节?
- No, because... - Pow! - 不过 因为... - 噗!
维特: 能借我点钱不? 到时候还你
爽翻到阿拉斯加(一种极品大麻)
爽爆了(一种极品大麻)
弗农: 老地方见
蒂姆: 有货没?
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I'm in the car. I'm literally in the car. 我已经在车里了 真的
David, hey. David Clark. 戴维 嘿 戴维·克拉克
Rick Nathanson. 是我 里克·纳森
- Uh, I'm sorry. - Little Ricky. We went to college together. - 呃 抱歉 - 小里 我们是大学同学
Oh, shit. Hey, dude. 哦 该死 嘿 兄弟
We all took ecstasy at Dave Matthews one time and I tried to kiss you. 我们有一次一起在戴夫·马修家嗑药 然后我想吻你来着
That's right. I remember that. Yeah. 对了 我想起来了 对
Yeah. "Crash." 对 "留宿那次"
Yup. 对
Wow. I didn't recognize you. You look very different. 哇 我差点没认出你来 你变化真大
I've gained a little bit of daddy weight. 婚后难免发福嘛
You know the drill. 你懂的
Actually, I don't, no. 其实我不懂
- No way. No way! Still a free agent. - Mm. - 不会吧 不可能! 还单身呢你 - 嗯
You son of a bitch! You lucky son of a bitch. 你个贱人! 走狗屎运的货
You lucky, lucky son of a bitch. Wow, that's amazing. Wow. 你特么的太走运了 哇 不错不错
Here. For old times' sake, huh? 给 怀念下我们过去的美好时光 好吧?
For daddy stress. 减轻点当爸爸的压力
You're still dealing weed? 你还卖大麻呢?
Best in Denver. 丹佛销售之星
That's fucking awesome. Oh, my God. 太他妈棒了 天呐
That is so cool. 真是不错
- You're still at it. - Yeah. - 你还在做这个 - 是啊
- I envy you, man. I do. - Ah. - 我嫉妒你 伙计 真的 - 哈
Look at you. No wife, no kids. 看看你 没老婆 没孩子
- No responsibilities. - Mm-hm. - 一人吃饱全家不饿 - 嗯
Pfft, nothing. You got nothing. 噗 什么都没有 你什么都没有
You could disappear tomorrow and who'd even know? 你就算明天就消失了也没人知道
- Oh, what I wouldn't give. - Yeah. - 哦 千金不换 - 是啊
Oh, hey, I didn't mean that in like, I mean... 嘿 我不是那个意思 我想说...
No. It's all right. It doesn't bother me. It's all right. 没事 没关系 我不在乎 没事的
- Great seeing you. - Great seeing you. - 见到你真高兴 - 我也是
Okay, bud, I believe in you. 好了 伙计 加油干
- Hey, David? - Yeah? - 戴维? - 怎么了?
- Facebook me. We'll get weird. - I don't think so. - 加我脸书 哪天一起出去爽一下 - 算了吧
- Ha, ha! Get out of here. - Good luck with the family. - 哈哈! 别装了 - 祝你全家幸福美满
Oh, fuck. Fuck me. Fuck. Hey, great news. 哦 该死 该死 嘿 好消息
We're gonna get high and fuck tonight. 今晚我们要嗨翻了
I'm sorry, honey. Put mommy on the phone, okay? 抱歉 宝贝 让妈妈接电话 好吗?
# I'm... a take my skin', boot, rings All off # # 我要... 脱掉裙子 脱掉靴子 脱掉戒指 全部脱掉 #
# Skirt, boots, rings All off # # 裙子 靴子 戒指 全部脱掉 #
# Ooh, baby, you so bad, boy drive me mad, boy # # 哦 宝贝 你真是坏 坏得让我疯狂 #
# You don't care what they say about me # # 你不管他们怎样说我 #
# Girl is a problem Girl is a problem, problem # # 女人是祸水 女人是祸水 #
Wow. 哇
- You dance super good. - Thanks. - 你跳得真棒 - 谢谢
I'm Kymberly. With a Y. 我叫金柏莉 茉莉的莉
I'm Rose. With an R. 我叫萝丝 萝卜的萝
Is that your stage name? 这是你的艺名吗?
- My what? - Your stage name. - 我的什么? - 你的艺名
To protect yourself from the creeps out there. You should pick one. 为了防止被变态们盯上 你或许应该起一个
You know, something simple but sexy and cute and short, maybe. 简单性感可爱又好记的
- Do you have a nickname? - Totally! - 你有外号吗? - 有!
Great. Use that, because... 好的 就用那个 因为...
I even got a tattoo of it. Do you wanna see? 我还把外号纹在身上了呢 你要看吗?
Uh, well, n... 呃 哦 不...
Check it out. 看看
"Boner Garage." Oh, whoa. "勃起终结者" 哦 喔
You got a little arrow there even. 还带着个小箭头
Is that not like the hottest? 是不是超级性感?
Boner Garage, you're up. 勃起终结者 该你上场了
Oh, look at that. So excited and full of life. That'll fade. 看看 新来的就是有活力 不过过不了多久就会消磨殆尽
Hey, Rose. I know you're "technically" on break, but I need a lap dance. Table five. 嘿 萝丝 我知道"按理说"这是你的休息时间 不过我需要一个跳大腿舞的 五号桌
Just don't get too close. The guy has two hook hands. 别离太近了 那家伙手很贱
How did we let that guy back in here? 怎么又放这种人进来了?
Must have picked the locks. Ha, ha! 肯定是偷偷溜进来的 哈哈!
How was work this evening? 今晚工作还顺利吧?
What do you care? 关你什么事?
I'm just asking. 我只是问问
Oh, just don't. 还是别问的好
Fine. Well, is your dummy boyfriend around? 好吧 你那个脑残男友在吗?
No. Jimmy's with his parents. Why? 没有 吉米去他爸妈家了 怎么了?
Well, because Jimmy still owes me 400 bucks, so... 哦 因为吉米还欠我400块 所以...
Maybe you shouldn't loan drugs to people. 看来你不应该赊账卖毒品
- All right. Good tip. - Mm-hm. - 好的 好建议 - 嗯
I was thinking is that maybe you could help him out, settle his debt. 我在想也许你可以帮帮他 替他还钱
- Not a fucking chance. - You'd be doing me a solid, neighbor. - 想都别他妈想 - 帮我个大忙吧 好邻居
Oh, really? Neighbor? You're not a neighbor. 哦 是吗? 邻居? 你才不是我邻居
You're a drug dealer whose apartment smells like cheese and feet. 你是个毒贩子 家里的味道闻着像奶酪和脚臭的混合体
Mm. Yeah, it's a candle I got from Anthropologie. 嗯 是 那是我从安苏玻璃阁买的香薰蜡烛
Cheesy Feet. That's what they call it. It's a bestseller. 奶酪脚 他们都这么叫 是最畅销的
Oh, Rose, got a piece of your mail here. 哦 萝丝 我这有你一封信
I'd lend you some money, but we're not neighbors. 本来我还可以借你点钱的 可惜我们不是邻居
Oh, you're such a dick! 你真是个混蛋!
Have fun dying alone, jerk. 孤独到死吧 贱人
Have fun digging out the singles from your crotch. 祝你用黑木耳找到另一半
My crotch only takes 20s, David. 我的黑木耳只要30岁以下的 戴维
Hey, David. 嘿 戴维
- Hi, Kenny. - I heard you and Mrs. O'Reilly fighting. - 嗨 肯尼 - 我听到你和奥莱利夫人吵架
It's called flirting, Kenny. You'll learn about it in college. 这叫调情 肯尼 等你上了大学就懂了
What are you doing up? It's almost 2. Where's your mom? 怎么这么晚了还不睡? 都快2点了 你妈妈去哪了?
- Uh, she went for a drink. With a friend. - When? - 呃 她跟朋友去喝酒了 - 什么时候?
Last week. 上周
Uh, so I got the whole place to myself. 呃 所以家里只有我一个人
Yeah. Rolling Han Solo for the weekend. 玩了一周末的游戏
Mm-hm. 嗯
Um, speaking of rolling, I was wondering if... 呃 说到玩 我在想能不能...
- I don't sell to kids, Kenny. - I'm 18. I'm gonna get my own place soon. - 我不卖给小孩 肯尼 - 我18岁了 我很快就要自己住了
Not a kid, David. 不是小孩了 戴维
Yeah, you are. Take care. 是的 你是的 保重
Give me my fucking phone. 你们他妈的把我的手机给我
- You guys are such assholes. - Hey, baby. - 你们真是些混蛋 - 嘿 宝贝
Leave her alone. 别欺负她
- Oh, I'm sorry, baby. - Unhand her. - 哦 抱歉 宝贝 - 放开她
Hey, leave her alone. 嘿 离她远点
Goddamn it, Kenny. 该死 肯尼
- Fucking tough guy Huh? - You don't have to... - 让你他妈的逞英雄? - 你没必要...
Hey! Hey, hey, hey. 嘿! 嘿 嘿 嘿
Easy, easy. What's going on here? 别生气 别生气 怎么了?
- Mind your fucking business, old man. - Oh, my God. You're a dude. Ha, ha! - 别管闲事 老家伙 - 哦 天呐 你是个小伙子 哈哈!
That scared me. Your voice was so much deeper than your bone structure. 吓到我了 你的声音比你的身材吓人多了
These assholes are trying to steal my iPhone. 这些混蛋要偷我的iPhone
You have an iPhone? Aren't you homeless? 你还有iPhone? 你不是流浪女吗?
So? Fuck you, dude. 那又怎么样? 你妈的 该死
Okay, this was fun. Carry on. 好了 挺有意思 你们继续
- Come on, let's go. - What? No. - 走啊 我们走 - 什么? 不行
These guys are picking on her and it's not fair. 这些人在欺负她 这可不公平
What you gonna do, white boy? You some type of hero? 你想怎样 小朋友? 你要英雄救美啊?
Not a hero. He's a dumb kid. 不是英雄 他只是个傻孩子
I got an idea. Leave the girl alone. Just move along. Huh, what do you say? 我有个主意 别管这女孩了 直接走开吧 哈 你们说呢?
- "Move along"? - Yeah. - "直接走开"? - 是
- What are you, some kind of cop? - He's not a cop. He's actually really cool. - 你是什么人 条子? - 他不是条子 他其实很厉害
- Thanks. - He's a drug dealer. - 谢谢 - 他是个毒贩
- Really? - Goddamn it, Kenny. - 什么? - 多嘴 肯尼
Give me your backpack. 把你的背包给我
I don't wanna fight. 我不想打架
Well, there's not gonna be a fight. See, you either give me the backpack... 没有架可打 这样 要么你把背包给我...
or I'm gonna stab you in the neck and take it. 要么我抹了你的脖子自己拿
It's a real Sophie's choice here, huh? All right. 真是苏菲的选择啊? 好吧
Okay, backpack it is. 好吧 给你们背包
If you wa... 如果你要...
Run, Kenny! 快跑 肯尼!
You're dead meat! 你死定了!
Hey, sorry, I dropped my phone. Are we still going out tonight or what? 嘿 抱歉 我手机丢了 今晚我们还要出去吗?
Fucking shit! Shit! 该死! 妈的!
Oh, shit. 哦 该死
Sorry. This is fucking dumb. 抱歉 这太傻了
Whoa-ho-ho, motherfucker. 啊哦 混蛋
- We got you now. - Unh! - 抓到你了 - 呃!
- Do whatever's in the safe too. - Look at that. - 再看看盒子里 - 看啊
It's not even my money. If you take that my boss will kill me. 那不是我的钱 你们拿走我老板会杀了我的
You okay, David? I can help. I'll call the cops. 你没事吧 戴维? 我可以帮你 我可以报警
No, I'm okay. 别报警 我没事
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布莱德·嘉德林格来电
Hey! 嘿!
Whoa, what the...! Unh! 喔 他妈的...! 呃!
When Mr. Brad calls, you answer! Get in there! 布莱德打电话的时候 你要接! 进去!
Please don't tell me where we're going. I love surprises. 别告诉我要去哪里 我喜欢惊喜
- All right. Okay. - Can I help you? - 好的 可以 - 我可以帮你吗?
Hi. You ordered two black guys. 嗨 你订的两个黑鬼送到了
Oh. Okay. This guy. 哦 好吧 是这家伙
No. David Clark here to see Mr. Gurdlinger, please? 不是 是戴维·克拉克来见嘉德林格先生 麻烦你通报一下?
I'll tell him you're here. Can I get you something? 我会告诉他你来了 需要喝些什么?
Coffee. Tea. Fresca. 咖啡 茶 弗雷斯卡
Hmm. 嗯
You know what, a Fresca sounds really good. 来罐弗雷斯卡吧
- You got it. - Appreciate it. - 没问题 - 谢谢
Hold on one second. You guys want anything? It's on me. 稍等 你们要不要喝点什么? 我请客
Replenishes electrolytes. 补充电解质
Don't want you cramping up when you jerk each other off. 免得你俩一会互相撸的时候腿抽筋
Nice meeting you. 很高兴见到你
Easy. 轻点
Easy. Oof! 轻点 嗷!
Okay. I'm gonna hang out here if that's all right. 好吧 如果你们不介意 我想在这儿逛一逛
Oh, thank you for that. That's very helpful. 哦 谢谢 这很有帮助
Oh! David Clark. 哦! 戴维·克拉克
You're a hard man to find. Take it easy on the plastic. 你还真不好找 别因为站在塑料布上就紧张
Whoa, Brad, what the fuck is this? 喔 布莱德 这是他妈什么情况?
Look, man, I was gonna call you back. Do not kill me. 是这样的老兄 我本来要给你打回去的 别杀我
- I got robbed, okay. I swear. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - 我被抢了 好吧 我发誓 - 喔 喔 喔
What are you...? What...? 你怎么...? 什么...?
Oh, the plastic? 哦 你说塑料布?
Yeah, the plastic. 是啊 你都用塑料布了
I've seen Dexter. 我也看过"嗜血判官"
Buddy, I'm putting in a new skylight, you idiot. Ha, ha. 伙计 我只是装了个新的天窗 你个傻货 哈哈
You should have seen your face just now. You shit a brick. 你真该照照镜子 你都吓傻了
Well, what am I supposed to think, man? 我还能怎么想 伙计?
You've got these thugs throwing a bag over my head. Come on. 你让这些家伙们蒙上我的脸 行了
I'm sorry about that. I didn't mean to freak you out. 我很抱歉 我没想吓你
- It's fine. - You do know I've killed people though? - 没事 - 不过你知道我杀过人的对吧?
Yeah, Brad, I know. 是的 布莱德 我知道
Ha... ha. All right, have a seat. 哈... 哈 好了 坐下
Whoa, what the fuck is that? 喔 这是他妈什么?
What? Oh, my orca? Yeah, I bought an orca. 什么? 哦 我的虎鲸? 嗯 我买了一条虎鲸
I make a lot of money. 我赚的钱很多
So you bought a whale? 那你就买了条鲸鱼?
Well, I don't like sports cars. 是啊 我不喜欢跑车
- Yeah, yeah. - So where's my money, David? - 嗯 是 - 那么我的钱哪去了 戴维?
Come on, man. We go back. 行行好 伙计 我们认识这么久了
We do go back. But it's not college anymore. 我们确实认识很久了 但这不是上大学的时候
We're not selling lids out of my dorm room. 我们也不是在宿舍倒卖大麻的小贩了
And you owe me $43,000. 话说回来 你还欠我4万3
I told you, I got robbed, Brad. They took everything I had, man. 我告诉你了 我被抢了 布莱德 他们抢了我的全部财产 伙计
This week's drop, 22 grand of my money that I'd saved. I'm fucked. 这一周的货款 还有我存的2万2 我完蛋了
Listen, this is a fucked-up situation. But I might have a win-win for both of us. 听着 这确实是个糟糕的局面 不过我也许能让我们双赢
- Great. - I have a smidge of very choice... - 好啊 - 我从墨西哥订购了一点...
mari-ju-ana down in Mexico... 上等的大麻...
and I need it here by Sunday night. 而我需要在周日晚上运过来
My regular courier is out because he got gunned down. 给我运货的人被枪杀了
That's where you come in. 所以叫你来
You could be my mule. I need someone I can trust. 你可以当我的骡子 我需要一个可以信任的人来运货
Go to Mexico, bring it back by Sunday night, not only will I forgive your debt... 去趟墨西哥 周日晚上把货运回来 我不仅会一笔勾销你欠我的债务...
I will pay you a standard courier fee of $100,000. 还会付给你一份10万的运费
You're gonna give me 100 grand to move a smidge across the border? 你要给我10万 就为了运一点货过境?
Smidge and a half. It's nothing. 比一点点多了那么一点吧 没多少
Dude, I got rolled by the fucking cast of Annie. 兄弟 我只是个小角色而已
I come walking in here and you ask me to be an international drug dealer. 我一进来你要我当跨国毒枭
This is easy money, David. All you gotta do is pop down to Mexico... 这钱唾手可得 戴维 你所要做的就是飞去墨西哥...
go to this address, tell them you're there to pick up for Pablo Chacon. 找到这个地址 告诉他们你是来取巴勃罗·察孔的货的
- Who the fuck is Pablo Chacon? - I am. - 谁他妈是巴勃罗·察孔? - 我
You don't get respect from Mexicans when your name is Brad Gurdlinger, right? 叫布莱德·嘉德林格的话 墨西哥人才不会正眼看你 明白吗?
I mean, that's white in any language. See? Big Bad Brad thought of everything. 我是说 那一听就是个白人的名字 看 大坏蛋布莱德的计划总是万无一失
I don't know. I don't think so, man. This is way out of my league. 不行 我不行 大哥 这对我来说难度太大了
If something goes wrong, it's a federal crime. 万一被抓住 可是触犯联邦法律的
If I got pinched at the border, trying to cross over with more than a pound, you're talking like, um... 如果我被逮到试图带一磅毒品过境 差不多 嗯...
Twenty-five years in Mexican prison. If you get a happy judge. 会被判在墨西哥监狱服刑二十五年 还是在法官心情好的情况下
Yeah. Jeez. Not good. 是啊 天呐 是很冒险
- Although, you're forgetting one thing. - What? - 不过 你忘掉了一件事 - 什么?
You don't have a fucking choice. 你他妈根本没得选
So now you're gonna become an even bigger drug dealer? 那么你现在就是要成为一个更大的毒贩了?
Drug smuggler, Kenny. There's a difference. 只运毒 肯尼 不一样的
You're probably gonna get searched at the border. 你过境的时候是有可能被检查的
No offense, you look like a total drug dealer. 不是我说 你看起来真的像个毒贩
- No shit. Thanks, dude. - You could wear a disguise. - 没错 谢谢 伙计 - 你可以化化装
- What? - A disguise. - 什么? - 化装
That's what I thought. A disguise. 我就知道你说的是这个 化装
So what should I dress up? Like a... I don't know. What's the hot Halloween outfit these days? 我化装成什么? 最近流行的万圣节装扮是什么?
Bane from Batman? Someone like that? Wear something over my face? 像蝙蝠侠里的贝恩那样的? 脸上带个什么东西?
There's no drugs in here. You've got nothing to worry about. 我这里没有毒品 你们不需要担心
Great idea. 好主意
Hey, pardon me. Hi. 不好意思 嗨
Hate to bug you, but I'm trying to get the fam to the zoo and I'm lost as all heck. 抱歉打扰你们 我们一家想去动物园 可是我找不到方向了
Fuck off, real-life Flanders. 滚蛋 弗兰德斯真人版
It's my fault. When it comes to reading maps, I sure can be an old flibbertigibbet. 是我的错 一看地图 我就傻了
Hey. No parking here, sir. 嘿 先生 这里不能停车
Perfect. Fucking tourists. 活该被罚 傻逼游客
Oh, jeez. I'm awful sorry, officer. 哦 天呐 我非常抱歉 警官
I don't know which way is up around here. 我不知道该走哪条路了
No problem. Our city can get confusing sometimes. 没关系 我们的城市有时候确实容易迷路
Trying to find our way to the zoo. 正在找去动物园的路
It's two blocks up that way, take a left, two blocks... 直走两个街区之后 左转 再过两个街区...
Holy fucking shit. 真他妈的
Thank you, dickheads. 谢谢 混蛋们
# Hey little lady, don't you say maybe # # 嘿小妞 别着急下结论 #
Rose, the guy at the bar asked for you by name. 萝丝 吧台那个家伙点名找你
Treat him nice. 对他温柔点
# Baby, I'ma show you how to # # 宝贝 我要让你看看 #
Yeah! 爽!
Hi. I'm Rose. 嗨 我是萝丝
- Hi. Hi. - What...? Oh, please. No. - 嗨 嗨 - 什么...? 哦 不行
- No, Rose. Hey, Rose, Rose. - No, no, no, no. - 别走 萝丝 嘿 萝丝 萝丝 - 不 不行 不 不
- Please. Listen to me. - Duh, duh, duh, duh. - 求你 听我说 - 停 停 停 停
Ch-ch-ch-chuh. 打住 打住
You asshole. 你个混蛋
Don't worry. You don't have to get naked and all that stuff. 别担心 我不需要你脱光什么的
- Unless you want to, you know. Oof! - Mm-hm. - 除非你想脱 其实 嗷! - 嗯
- Fuck. - What do you want? - 操 - 你要干什么?
How would you like to spend 4th of July weekend making 10 grand? 你愿不愿意用国庆节的周末赚1万块?
- What? - Rose, listen. - 什么? - 萝丝 听我说
All I'm asking is that you go to Mexico with me. 我只需要你陪我去一趟墨西哥
All right? And then we drive home together in an RV. 好吧? 然后我们一起开着房车回来
Mm-hm. 嗯
- And that RV has some pot in it. - Drug dealing? - 不过那辆房车里边有点货 - 贩毒?
No, it's not drug dealing. It's not. No, it's smuggling. 不 不是贩毒 不是 不是 是运毒
- Are you out of your mind? - Rose, listen to me. - 你疯了? - 萝丝 听我说
Now, me crossing the border by myself, huge red flag. Huge, all right? 是这样 我自己过境 太扎眼 很招人注意 对吧?
But families, they don't get a second look. 不过要是一家子的话 他们就不会在意了
So, Rose, I need you to be my wife. 萝丝 我需要你演我老婆
That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 这可是我听说过最蠢的事了
Look, Rose, 10,000 bucks, and your flight's already paid for. 你看 萝丝 1万块 而且机票钱不用你掏
You can't buy me. 你不能拿钱买我
I'm not buying you, all right? I'm renting you. 我不是买你 好吧? 我是租你
Hmm. 嗯
Like Pretty Woman. 像"风月俏佳人"里那样
Pretty Woman? She was a prostitute. "风月俏佳人"? 她是个妓女
And I don't trust you. 而且我也不信任你
- What did she say? - What the fuck do you think? She said no. - 她怎么说? - 你他妈觉得呢? 她不干
Cool. So I guess it's just us, then. A little father and son bonding trip to Mexico. 好吧 估计那就剩咱俩了 那么 就是墨西哥父子游
Are you kidding? You and me alone in a van? It'll look like the pervert Olympics. 你逗我吧? 咱俩男的开车走? 像不像搞基奥运会?
No way. Absolutely not. No, we need a girl. 不行 绝对不行 不行 我们需要个女的
And unless you can think of someone that can leave town tomorrow, I'm fucked. 除非你能想到某个人跟我们明天出发 不然我就完蛋了
I know a girl. 我认识个女的
I don't get it. What's in it for me? 我不明白 有我什么好处?
I'm thinking a roof over your head, some actual hot food. That'd be good enough. 我觉得有住处 有热饭 已经挺好的了
I'm thinking 1000. 我要一千块
Fine, 1000 bucks, but that's it. 一千就一千 不过就这么多了
Great. And if we get caught I'll say you drugged and kidnapped me. Cool? 好的 而且如果我们被抓了我就说是你贩毒而且还绑架了我 好吧?
Yeah, it's cool. Yeah, that's fine. But that's it. 行 成交 不过就这些了
Kenny, meet your new sister. 肯尼 来认识一下你的新妹妹
This is great. I've always wanted a sister. 太好了 我一直想要个妹妹
- Get it off me. Get it off! Get off! - Hey, come on. Let go. - 放开我 放开! 放手! - 嘿 行了 放开
- Come on. We gotta clean you up. - What's wrong with you? - 行了 要给你换个造型 - 你有完没完?
- Don't say that. - I didn't mean to make her uncomfortable. - 别这么说话 - 我并没想让她不舒服
# Wild child # # 狂野的孩子 #
Boner Garage! 勃起终结者!
# Going all out Going for broke # # 全面突破 #
Oh, great. Rose, I'm glad I caught you. 哦 太好了 萝丝 还好碰到你了
I wanted to go over a couple of minor policy changes... 我要给你宣布几项...
- that we have here at the club. - Like what? - 俱乐部制度的新变化 - 例如?
Like, I want you to start having sex with the customers for money. 例如 要你开始向客户卖身
What? That's totally illegal, Todd. 什么? 那是违法的 托德
Come on, what are you gonna do? 行了 那你还能做什么?
I gotta stay competitive with those fuckers who opened up across the street. 我要跟街对面的那些婊子们竞争
You mean the Apple Store? 你是说苹果专卖店么?
Yeah, and they're killing us. 是 他们快把我们搅黄了
Oh, God. 哦 天呐
That's it. I can't do it. I quit. 那好吧 我不行 我不干了
Did you hear the good news? 你听到那个好消息了吗?
Now we get to fuck the customers for money. 现在我们可以卖身赚钱了
- Wha...? - Boner Garage loves it. - 什么...? - 勃起终结者喜欢这个
I'm out of here. I am out of here. I quit. 我不行 我不干了 不干了
驱逐通知
Fuck. 该死
So, Casey, I guess it's nice for you to get your hair cut. 凯茜 我觉得你换个发型比较好
Being homeless and all... 作为无家可归的...
I'm not homeless, fucktard. I have a home. But I left because my parent... 我不是无家可归的 混蛋 我有家 只是我父母的原因才离家出走...
Shut up, okay? Please. I don't need to hear your hard-luck backstory right now. 闭嘴 好吗? 拜托了 我不想听你痛诉悲惨身世
I rented Precious on Netflix eight months ago and I still haven't watched the thing. 我八个月之前租的"珍爱"到现在还没看呢
Here. You know what? 给你们 这样好吧?
Just give me a little peace and quiet and buy yourself some new clothes. 让我安静一会 你们自己去买些新衣服吧
You know, the kind of stuff that loved children wear. Not this garbage. 那种一看就是好孩子穿的衣服 不要这种垃圾
All right? Thank you. 好吗? 谢谢
Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop. 喔 喔 喔 等等
You're fine. You already like a total dipshit. 你不需要 你已经是朽木不可雕也
Here. You're gonna need it. You look like Eminem from 8 Mile. 给 你需要多花一点 你看起来像是"8英里"里的艾米纳姆
Go with her. Make sure she doesn't steal it. 跟着她 别让她跑了
And stay the fuck out of Hot Topic. 而且别他妈去热门话题买
David Clark? 戴维·克拉克吧?
Okay, what are we doing today? 好的 要剪个什么发型?
Yeah, I say, give me something that says: 要我说 给我剪一个那种看起来像
"I get up every morning at 5:30 and commute for an hour to a bullshit job... "我每天早晨5:30起床赶一个小时的路去上个糟糕的班...
where my boss expects me to kiss his balls all day... 老板整天盼着我俯首帖耳...
so I can afford to keep my ungrateful kids decked out in Dora the Explorer shit... 这样才能供得起我那些不孝的孩子们 穿得像爱探险的朵拉一样...
and my wife up to her fat ass in self-help videos... 供起我老婆撅着大屁股在自助租碟机前找片...
until the day I get the courage to put a shotgun in my mouth." 直到某一天我忍不了了饮弹自尽"
Right here. 就我这样的
Yeah. That's it. That's the one. 对 就是那样 他那样的
丹佛国际机场
All right. 好的
Get a full body check. 全身检查
Sorry. 抱歉
Hi, you folks have everything you need? 嗨 你们有什么需要的吗?
Oh, you betcha! 哦 是啊!
Yeah, we're heading out on a family vacay here, you know? Off to see grandma, huh? 是 我们是家庭旅行 懂吧? 去探望奶奶
Well, you have a lovely family. 真是幸福的一家子
Oh, thank you very much. Yeah, this is my son, Kenny Miller, right here. 哦 非常感谢 是 这是我儿子 肯尼·米勒 这个
- And my lovely daughter... - Casey? - 还有我可爱的女儿... - 凯茜?
Casey. Casey Miller, that's right. And I'm David Miller. 凯茜 凯茜·米勒 对了 我叫戴维·米勒
We're the Millers. 我们是米勒一家
Yeah, now, you know, I got my hands full here. Couple of kooky teenagers. 你看 真够手忙脚乱的了 带着两个叛逆期的孩子
Yeah, I'm going through all those typical teenage girl issues like: 是啊 我正在经历一些经常困扰未成年少女的事情 比如:
Finals and college applications... 期末考试和大学申请...
and am I gonna get asked to prom. 还要受邀参加舞会
Plus, I haven't gotten my period in two months... 而且 我已经两个月没来大姨妈了...
which is really weird because I've mostly just been doing anal. 真是奇怪因为我最近一直都是肛交的
Ha... ha... ha! Oh, that's enough. 哈... 哈... 哈! 够了
Well, thank you for your help, "Natalie." 哦 谢谢你的帮助"娜塔莉"
Take your seats, please. 请坐好
You fucking kidding me? 你他妈耍我呢?
I'm good. I got it. Right over here. Thanks. 没事 我自己可以 就在这 谢谢
Thank you. Sorry. 谢谢 借光
- Honey! Hi! You made it! - Mm-hm. Eat a dick. - 亲爱的! 嗨! 你赶上了! - 嗯 滚蛋
- Sorry, sorry. Okay. - Mm-mm. - 抱歉 抱歉 好吧 - 嗯
- Wow, you look really, like... - Don't. Just don't, all right? - 喔 你的样子 像... - 闭嘴 别说 成吗?
Hi, Mom. 嗨 妈
- Jesus. - Mm-hm. - 天啊 - 嗯
And who's that? 那个是?
Well, that's your daughter. Casey. 哦 那是你女儿 凯茜
Hey. 嘿
Mm-hm. 嗯
I want 30,000 now. 我现在要3万
- No fucking way. - Okay. Have a safe flight. - 不行 - 好吧 一路平安
What? No. Okay. Fine! Fine. Bloodsucker. 什么? 不 好吧 好吧! 吸血鬼
Mm. All right, happy wife, happy life. Hi, kids! 嗯 好了 老婆快乐 生活快乐 嗨 孩子们!
- Make room for your mother. - Okay. - 给你们妈妈让个位置 - 好
- Hey! - Whoa! No, I didn't...! - 嘿! - 喔! 不 我不是...!
What the fuck? Don't you ever think that you can ever... 你大爷的 你特么的干什么呢...
Family meeting. Let's go. Get in the back. Go. 家庭会议 走 去后边 快
- I didn't mean to. - I don't care. - 我不是故意的 - 我不在乎
- He just hit me in the fucking face. - Will you march? No one wants to hear... - 他打到我的脸了 - 先过去好吗? 别让别人听到...
What the fuck?! Are you kidding me? 怎么回事? 你们搞笑呢?
Oh, come on, relax, Dorothy. Jesus. 哦 行了 蛋定 桃乐茜 上帝啊
We're not at the border. Who cares what they think? 我们还没到边境呢 谁管他们怎么想?
It's about not drawing attention to ourselves, you little hobo. 至少不要引人注意吧 你个小流浪汉
Hey! Don't talk to her like that. 嘿! 别这样跟她讲话
Rose, relax, okay? The only thing you need to worry about... 萝丝 别生气 好吧? 你唯一要担心的是...
is making them think you could be someone's mother. Okay? 让人们以为你是当妈的人 好吧?
Are you kidding me? I can do this shit in my sleep. 你别逗我了吧? 我闭着眼都能演得跟真的似的
Excuse me. 抱歉
Lord, we thank thee for the blessing of this family vacation. 主啊 我们感谢您赐给我们这次家庭旅行
May David find his bliss and bring us home back safely. 愿戴维能够受你的眷顾带我们安全回家
May Kenny and Casey fortify their sibling bond... 愿肯尼和凯茜在我们的全心的投入下...
over the warm glow of our devoted hearts. 兄妹之情越来越深
And may this entire airplane find safe passage... 愿这架飞机上的每一位成员都过着安全...
and a bountiful life. 富足的生活
Even the Jews. 连犹太人也一样
- Amen. - That was a good one. - 阿门 - 说得真好
That was beautiful. 太好了
- Oh. - I wish my family was more like that. - 哦 - 真希望我的家庭也像这样
Oh, stop. Don't. 哦 别 别这样
No, no, no. Come on. Come in here. Hug it out. Don't you cry. 不 不 不 来吧 过来 抱抱 别哭了
Aw, honey. 哦 亲爱的
Fuck you. 你妈的
All better now? Okay. 好些了吗? 嗯
Oh, and don't forget you can use Chex Mix as a surprise casserole topping. 哦 别忘了你可以用锅巴给炖菜做点缀
Adds that real special crunch. 口感增色不少
- Wow, what a great tip. - Sure! - 喔 真是个好办法 - 那是!
Bye-bye. 再见
Holy shit, where did that come from? 我勒个去 你哪来的演技?
It's five summers with my Aunt Barb in Oklahoma. 我跟我的巴布姨妈在俄克拉荷马州一起呆过五个夏天
That was amazing. 太好了
Calm down. It wasn't that great. 冷静点 没有那么棒
Ah, goddamn it. Brad said the RV was supposed to be out here waiting for us. 啊 该死 布莱德说房车应该在这等我们的
Anybody sees a camper, just let me know. 有人看见房车的话 告诉我
Whoa. 哇
What the fuck is this? 这他妈是什么?
This thing is ridiculous. 这玩意太豪华了
- Can you drive this? - I don't know. - 你能开吗? - 不知道
How fast does it go? 能开多快?
房车使用手册
Why the hell are you reading that thing? 你看那玩意干什么?
Because I like it. It's fun. 因为我喜欢 有意思
It's informative. 很实用
"It's fun." That's your idea of fun, huh? "有意思" 你觉得这就是有意思 是吗?
I have a VCR manual from the '90s you should check out. 我有个关于90年代的录像机使用手册 你真该看看
- I think you'd probably enjoy that. - Fireworks! - 我估计你会喜欢的 - 烟花!
Oh, my God, guys, look! 哦 天啊 伙计们 快看!
Fireworks! Hey! Fireworks! Pull over! There's fireworks! 烟花! 嘿 烟花! 停车! 那有烟花!
We're not pulling over for fireworks. 我们不能停车买烟花
- Oh, Oh, stern. - What? It's Fourth of July weekend. - 哦 哦 二货 - 什么? 这是国庆节的周末
Don't be such a grumpy asshole. Pull over! 别那么讨人厌 停车!
No. Absolutely not. 不 绝不
Oh, come on, I vote fireworks too. 哦 行了 我也支持买烟花
See? Even this loser wants fireworks. Fireworks! 你看? 连这个屌丝都想要烟花 烟花!
- Fireworks! Fireworks! - The kids wanna see fireworks. - 烟花! 烟花! - 孩子们要看烟花
Fireworks! Fireworks! Fireworks! 烟花! 烟花! 烟花!
Okay, enough! 好了 够了!
Enough! Let's get something straight right now! 闭嘴! 咱们把话说明白点!
You are not my kids! Okay? 你们不是我的孩子! 好吧?
You are not my wife! And we are not a family! 你也不是我老婆! 我们不是一家子!
All right? This is a job! 明白吗? 这是项工作!
We are not the Brady Bunch! 我们不是和谐有爱的布雷迪家庭!
I'm Marky Mark and y'all are the Funky Bunch! 我是主公你们都是我的忠臣!
- The what? - I'm the boss. You hear me? - 什么? - 我是老大 听明白了吗?
So cut the shit! Otherwise, I will turn this RV around immediately! 别再吵了! 不然 我就立刻掉头!
And we will drive straight home. No drugs for anyone! 然后我们直接回家 谁也拿不到大麻!
This vacation sucks. 这个旅行糟透了
You... 你...
It is not a vacation! 这不是旅行!
There we go. You fucking happy? Come on. 行了 你们满足了吧? 走
Here we go. Everybody just be cool. All right? 好了 大家不要乱动 明白吗?
Hey there! 你们好!
You got the Miller family here, reporting for leisure, sir. 报告长官 这是米勒一家 准备享受假期
We're just heading down to México way to do a... 我们要到墨西哥去...
Oh. Okay. Great. Fantastic. All right, thank you. Take care, now. All right. 哦 好的 很好 非常好 好了 谢谢 保重 好的
Whoo! Did you see that? I told you this RV would work! We totally blend. 喔! 你看到了吗? 我就说房车会有用! 都没人拦我们
Congratulations. You just snuck into Mexico. 恭喜 你已经成功潜入墨西哥了
What is this? 这是什么?
- A meth lab? - It's Mexico, Casey. - 毒品实验室? - 这是墨西哥 凯茜
That's a donkey, donkey, donkey. 那是头驴子 驴子 驴子
- This RV blends right in, David. - Will you calm down? - 这辆房车和周围环境真的很和谐 戴维 - 冷静点好吗?
This thing is ginormous. I mean, it's ridiculous. 这家伙好大了 我是说 太大太豪华了
You have arrived at your destination. 你已到达目的地
The route guidance is now finished. 导航现在结束
Are you sure these guys are expecting you? 你确定这些家伙是在等你吗?
Rose, we're good. All right? 萝丝 没事的 知道吗?
Now will you calm down? These are Brad's guys. Nothing to worry about. 你冷静点好吗? 这些是布莱德的人 没什么好担心的
Open Sesame. Here we go. 芝麻开门 我们走
Hey! 嘿!
Hey, I think that guy was in La Bamba. 嘿 我觉得那家伙演过"青春传奇"
Is that a little football over there? That's fun. Soccer. 那是在踢球吗? 真有意思 足球
Kids are a good sign, I guess. 有孩子是好事 我这么觉得
- Hey there. - What is this place? - 你们好 - 这是什么地方?
Will you look at this? It's a cute little drug-dealing community. 看到了吧? 是个可爱的贩毒小区
They probably sell churros. 他们估计有西班牙油条卖
Will you relax? 你放松点好吗?
It's fine. We're totally fine. 没事的 我们没事
I'll run in, pick up a duffel bag, a suitcase or something and we'll be on our way. 我会进去 拿个小背包 或者一个旅行箱还是什么的 然后我们就可以走了
Hi. Now come on. See, it's the welcome wagon. 嗨 好了 看 还有欢迎仪仗呢
Let me go talk to this guy. 我去跟这个家伙谈谈
Hola. Hola, big man, me llamo David. 你好 你好 大个子 我是戴维
Yeah, I'm here to pick up for Brad Gurdlinger. 对 我是来取布莱德·嘉德林格的货的
- Oh. - He's got a gun. - 哦 - 他有枪
- Oh, God. - Whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey! - 哦 天呐 - 喔 喔 嘿 嘿 嘿!
- Oh, God. - Palo Hacon! Palo Hacon! - 哦 天呐 - 巴勃罗·察孔! 是巴勃罗·察孔!
Pablo Chacon? 巴勃罗·察孔知道吗?
Pablo Chacon. I'm here to pick up for Pablo Chacon. 巴勃罗·察孔 我是来取巴勃罗·察孔的货的
You are the White Gringo with the haircut of a donkey. 你是那个留着驴子发型的白人外国佬
Uh, yeah. Sí. 呃 是 是的
Yeah. Yeah, mucho white-o. Very, very gringo. Yeah. 好 好 非常白 非常 非常老外 是啊
- Who are they? - Um, that's my "family." - 他们是谁? - 嗯 那是我的"家人"
You know, uh, mi familia. 我的 呃 我家人
You know, helping me out here with the deal. Yeah. 帮我带着货出境 对
Yeah. 对
Yeah. I know, I can't believe it either. 是 我知道 是挺令人难以置信的
Do you see his eye? Jesus Christ. 你们看见他的眼睛了吗? 上帝啊
Come! Drugs now. 来! 取货了
- Okay, great. - What? - 好的 可以 - 什么?
That's great. Let's do it. Okay. 很好 开始吧 好吧
All right, big fella, where's the smidge of weed everyone's talking about? 好了 大个子 大家说的那点大麻在哪?
- This is a little more than a smidge. - Oh, dear. - 这可不止一点 - 哦 天呐
Calm down. Okay? We're gonna be fine. 冷静点 好吗? 没事的
Oh, yeah, sure, right. 哦 是啊 对 没事
All we're doing is smuggling two metric tons of marijuana... 我们只是要用房车拉着两吨大麻...
across an international border in a rented motor home! 穿越国境而已!
I don't see what could possibly go wrong! Ugh! 我也觉得这没什么大不了! 呃!
Okay, uh, I'm gonna make a phone call real quick. 好吧 呃 我要打个电话
Kenny, watch the pot. 肯尼 盯着点
It's a great place. 这地方真不错
Fuck you. 去你的
Hey. Buddy. 嘿 伙计
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. I'm like an amazing sculptor. 我告诉你一个小秘密 我是个很棒的雕塑家
- What are you talking about? - I've been working all day. - 你说什么呢? - 我都忙了一天了
It's an orca and he's breaching and I'm balls deep in his blow hole. 我在雕刻一条正在我老二下挣扎的虎鲸 因为我把我的老二戳进它的喷气孔深处了
What the fuck? 你他妈的在说什么啊?
Uh-oh, something wrong? 嗯哦 出什么问题了?
Yeah! Something's wrong. Something's very, very wrong. Okay? 是啊! 出问题了 出了很大很大的问题 好吧?
You said "a smidge of pot." 你说是"一点货"
This is not a smidge. 这可不是一点
- Smidge and a half? No? - No. - 比一点多那么一点点? 不是吗? - 不是
You got me moving enough weed to kill Willie-fucking-Nelson, man! 你让我运的大麻都够把他妈的威利·尼尔森毒死了 伙计!
Okay? They're using a goddamn bucket brigade to put it on the RV as we speak! 是吗? 咱们说话的时候他们正他妈的排成人墙往房车里装呢!
You walked in, told them you were picking up for Pablo Chacon and they were like: 你进去跟他们说你要帮巴勃罗·察孔取货 他们只是说:
- "No problem!" - Wait a minute. - "没问题!" - 等等
Why do you sound surprised? You told them we were coming, right? 你那么惊讶是怎么回事? 你跟他们说了我们要来的 对吧?
Relax! 放松!
Everything's gonna be fine, man. I greased the guard in lane one at the border. 一切都会没事的 伙计 我贿赂了边境一号出口的人
He'll let you breeze through, I'll see you in the morning! 他会放你们过境的 我们明天早晨见!
I'll even buy you brunch. 我会给你买早午餐吃
Can I change the subject for a second? 我能说点别的了吗?
If you get back and see the sculpture... 等你回来看到这雕塑...
you're gonna look at it and be like, "Whoa, those balls are huge." 你看着它肯定会想 "哇 蛋蛋可真大"
The balls are the only part that are not anatomically correct. 只有蛋蛋是不符合解剖学标准的尺寸
Everything else is perfect. 其他部分都是完美的
But I made the balls a little larger as a tribute to my manhood. 只是我为了赞颂我的性能力而把蛋蛋雕得大了一点
Fuck you, Brad. 操 布莱德
That's the David I love! 这才是我爱的戴维!
Fuck you too! Come on, let's do this! 来操吧! 来吧
Ha, ha! I'll see you soon, my little drug mule! 哈哈! 我们很快就见面了 我的小骡子!
Hee-haw! Hee-haw! Hee-haw... 哼啊! 哼啊! 哼啊...
Shit! 该死!
Oh, no. Thank you. I'm good. 哦 不用了 谢谢 我不想吃
You reject my mother's gift? 你拒绝我妈妈的礼物?
I mean, I don't know whether I'd put it in those terms. 我是说 我不知道该怎么说
- Shut up and take the fruit. - Right. Got it. - 闭嘴然后接着水果 - 对 拿着
Thank you, ma'am. 谢谢 女士
- You wanna get us killed? - What? - 你想害死我们吗? - 什么?
Namaste. 阿弥陀佛
Whoa. 喔
I think Snoop Dogg would fuck this fridge. 我觉得史诺普·道格肯定爱死这个冰箱了
At least it keeps it fresh. 至少可以保鲜
Well, as long as no one sets foot inside the RV... 哦 只要没有人上车...
looks through a window, or weighs us... 从车窗外往里瞧 或者给我们过地磅...
- we should be pretty good. - We'll be fine. - 我们应该就没事 - 我们会没事的
We're totally fucked. 我们完蛋了
Aw, shit. What the hell is this? 啊 该死 这是他妈的什么?
- What's it look like? It's a cop, genius. - Be cool. - 像什么啊? 是个条子 天才 - 冷静点
- Remember we're the Millers. Okay. - Okay. Yeah. Okay. Cool. - 记住我们是米勒一家 好的 - 好的 好的
- Oh. Buenos dias, officer. - Hola. - 哦 你好 警官 - 你好
I'm sorry if we were violating some of your traffic laws. 如果违反了你们的交通法规我很抱歉
You see, the family and I got into a heated game of road bingo and... 是这样 我们家参加了一项路上游戏...
- Cut the shit. - I'm sorry? - 别废话了 - 什么?
I saw you leaving Pablo Chacon's compound. 我看见你从巴勃罗·察孔的营地出来
And we both know if I search your mobile home, what I'd find. 我们都知道如果我搜你的车 会搜出什么来
Much prison time for such things. 那会蹲很久监狱的
Yeah. Yeah. 是 是
But I don't feel like arresting anybody... 不过我没心情抓人...
so I'll just simply take my bribe and I'll be on my way. 所以我直接受点贿然后就走了
Well, all right. Ha, ha. 哦 好啊 哈哈
This is what I'm talking about. Great! How much we talking? 100? 200? 很好 正合我意! 你想要多少? 100? 200?
- One thousand. - A thousand? - 一千 - 一千?
- Mm-hm. - What, are you buying a house down here? - 嗯 - 什么 你要攒钱买房吗?
It's a lot. Um, we don't have that sort of cash on us right now. 太多了 嗯 我们现在身上没有那么多现金
You see, that's gonna be a problem. 是这样 那可就麻烦了
Yeah, yeah. 是 是啊
Maybe you can offer me something else. Say, uh... 或者你们可以提供些别的 别如说 呃...
something a little more personal? 特殊服务之类的?
- Oh. - Oh. - 哦 - 哦
I gotcha. Rose, suck his dick. 明白了 萝丝 去给他吹箫
Fuck you, I'm not sucking anything. 你妈的 我才不做
Come on. Will you be a team player? 行了 有点团队精神吧?
- Are you fucking kidding me? - Will you stop being selfish? - 你他妈是耍我呢吗? - 你别自私了好吗?
Please, please, se?ora. No need to be alarmed. 等等 等等 女士 不要太紧张
See, I'm, how you say, a man who prefers the company of other men. 是这样 我是 按照你们的说法 是个喜欢男人的人
- Oh. - Oh. - 哦 - 哦
- David, suck his dick. - Rose. - 戴维 给他吹箫 - 萝丝
Five seconds tops. Just cradle the balls. 揉他的蛋蛋 最多五秒就完了
Mm. 嗯
Come on, David. Be a team player. You're gonna have fun. 行了 戴维 有点团队精神 很爽的
Um... 嗯...
Okay. Kenny! Front and center, buddy. 好吧 肯尼! 过来 兄弟
Uh... 呃...
Okay, so what's the plan? 好了 什么计划?
Go up there and pretend to and then you're gonna jump him? 过去假装友好然后干掉他?
The plan is, um... 计划是这样 呃...
Here. Come here, come here. 来 过来 过来
Okay, um, let's see. You, you're this bottle cap. 好了 这样 你 你就是这个瓶盖
Right? And I am this cigarette butt. 明白吗? 而我是这个烟头
Okay, that's us. All right? Okay? He's over there, right by this, that bush. 好了 这是我们 明白了吗? 他在那边 在灌木丛旁边
We'll make him the pebble. 我们用石头代表他
You will go and meet him behind the bush right over there. 你去灌木丛后面找他
You suck his dick, and we get outta here. 你给他吹箫 然后我们走
- Okay? Bring it in, on three. - What?! No! - 简单吧? 来吧 等我数到三 - 什么?! 不!
What do you mean no? What's wrong? 你说不什么意思? 有什么问题?
- Well, I'm not gay. - Are you sure? - 哦 我不是基佬 - 你确定吗?
I mean, you never really know until you know. 我是说 你没试过怎么会知道
- No. I'm not gay. - Okay. All right. Calm down. - 不 我不是基佬 - 好吧 这样 冷静一下
Look, this gay panic situation you're having now, it's coming off a little homophobic. 是这样 你现在这种搞基恐惧症 恰恰说明你是基佬
What, because I don't want a penis in my mouth? 什么 因为我不想给他吹箫?
Exactly. It's exactly what homophobic means. 完全正确 基佬都这样
Look, you go over there, you just, you know, you pretend it's a girl's dick. 听着 你过去 你就假装那是个妹子的老二
Any girl's dick you want. 任何一个你想要的妹子的老二
- I'm not sure I agree with that logic. - Look, listen to me. - 我觉得这逻辑上说不通啊 - 来 听我的
- What is he saying to him? - I have no idea. - 他在给他讲什么? - 不知道
All right? Just listen to me. All right? 好吗? 就听我的 好吗?
Come on, man. 上吧 伙计
This is your chance to be the hero. 这是你成为英雄的机会
- I don't know, David. - Don't do it for me. - 我不明白 戴维 - 你这么做不是为了我
Don't even do it for you. Do it for the girls. For Rose and Casey. 也不是为了你自己 而是为了她们两个姑娘 为了萝丝和凯茜
Because, believe me, they won't last two days in a Mexican prison. 相信我 因为她们在墨西哥的监狱里两天都坚持不了
- Okay. - Attaboy! - 好吧 - 好孩子!
- I'll do it for the girls. - I'm proud of you. - 为了她们两个姑娘 - 我为你骄傲
Hey. What's going on? 嘿 怎么回事?
Somebody sucking my dick, or am I getting 1000 pesos? 要么来个人给我吹箫 要么给我一千比索(相当于77美金)
No, he's gonna w... 不 他会给你...
- "Pesos"? Why didn't you say so? - Mm-hm. A thousand. - "比索"? 你怎么不早说? - 嗯 一千
Oh, well, that's like, what, 80 bucks American? 哦 哦 那就相当于 大概 80美元吧?
Here. Here you go. A hundred. Keep the change. 给 给你 一百块 别找了
Can't believe you were gonna suck that guy's dick. Come on, let's go. 真不敢相信你居然想给那个家伙吹箫 行了 我们走
All vehicles, please proceed slowly in assigned lanes... 所有车辆 请按照指定路线缓慢通行...
and prepare for vehicle inspection. 并准备接受检查
Okay, here we go. This is it. 好了 我们来了 就是这了
Kenny, grab the hats. Hurry. 肯尼 去拿帽子 快
You said the guard was just gonna wave us through. 你说守卫会直接让我们过去的
He will. But let's look the part so the others don't get suspicious. 会的 不过我们还是不能让别人觉得太可疑
What the fuck does this guy want? 这家伙想搞什么鬼?
I don't know. But he's honking. 不知道 不过他在鸣笛示意
- Hi! - Just ignore them. - 嗨! - 别理他
Okay, he's really honking and it's making a huge scene. I think he just wants to say hi. 好吧 他真的在鸣笛而且够引人注目了 我觉得他只是想打个招呼
Oh, my God. I don't wanna say hi. 哦 天呐 我不想打招呼
They're just waving. If we just wave, he'll stop. 他们在招手 如果我们也招手 他就消停了
Fine. I'll say hi. Fine. 好吧 我来打招呼 好吧
- Hi! - Hi! - 嗨! - 嗨!
Howdy-doody! Quite a rig you got there, amigo. 你们好! 你们家的房车不错啊 伙计
That is quite a rig you guys have there too. 你们的也不错
Well, thank you very kindly. We do love her. 哦 非常感谢 我们很喜欢她
We don't take her out as often as we used to when our girl was small. 现在我们已经不像我女儿小时候那样经常开着她出去玩了
It can be such a bear to carve out quality family time but you gotta do it, don't you? 腾出时间全家一起旅行很不易 但时间挤挤还是有的 对吧?
Yeah, David and Rose Miller here. 对 我们是戴维·米勒和萝丝·米勒
Oh. 哦
This is my daughter, Casey, right here. And my son, Kenny. 这是我女儿 凯茜 还有我儿子 肯尼
- How handsome. - Pleased to make your acquaintance. - 真帅 - 很高兴认识你们
Don Fitzgerald, my smoldering wife, Edith... 我叫唐·菲茨杰拉德 我的内人 伊迪斯...
and our daughter. Say hi, Melissa. 还有我们的女儿 打个招呼 梅丽莎
- Lane one, please pull forward. - Oh. - 一号通道 请靠前 - 哦
Sir. Sir, please pull forward. 先生 先生 请靠前
I got a joint here. 车里有大麻
- Shut down lane one. - It's medicinal. - 关闭一号通道 - 是药用的
- What'd he say? - He has a joint. - 他说什么? - 他带着大麻
That's it? 那么点就被抓了?
- Hide it. - Okay. - 藏起来 - 好吧
Get rid of it! Oh, my God! 快藏好! 哦 天呐!
Holy shit. 该死的
- Oh, that was so close. - You have a baby! - 太险了 - 你有个小宝宝!
- Oh, I love babies! - Oh. - 哦 我喜欢小宝宝! - 哦 681
Oh, look at that gorgeous little bundle of joy! 哦 快看那个可爱的小人儿!
What's that beautiful little baby's name? 这个美丽的小宝贝叫什么名字?
- This is our little... - LeBron. - 他叫小... - 勒布朗
- Name's LeBron. - Yup. - 他叫勒布朗 - 没错
- Oh. - A little French fella. - 哦 - 法国名儿
It's our little LeBron. 我们的小勒布朗
I was against the name at first, but the missus has a real soft spot... 本来我不喜欢这个名字 但我太太超级心水那个...
for prima donnas who'll never be as good as Jordan. 那个永远都不会像乔丹一样伟大还爱耍大牌的球星
I can't see the face. 我看不到他的小脸
- I'm dying to see his face. - Sir, pull forward to lane two. - 我好想看看他的小脸 - 先生 请把车开到二车道
- Oh, fuck! Okay, put on the hats. - You gotta pull over. - 该死! 都把帽子戴上 - 你得靠边停
- Here we go. - Great. - 就这样 - 好吧
- My God, I feel like a fucking idiot. - That's the idea. - 天啊 我觉得自己像个白痴 - 就要这效果
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Everybody smile and follow my lead, all right? 嘿 嘿 大家都微笑 听我指挥 明白吗?
I'm gonna take us to the promised land. Here we go. Here we go. 我会把大家带到目的地的 来吧
Steady. 淡定
- Steady. - Shit. - 淡定 - 该死
Shh. Shh, shh. I got this one. 嘘 嘘 我来处理
Okay. Everybody just smile. Everybody be cool. Here we go. Follow my lead. Ahem. 好了 注意微笑 别紧张 听我指挥
You bringing anything into the United States, sir? 你携带任何东西进入美国进内了吗 先生?
Yuh... 呃...
Sir, are you bringing any contraband back into the United States? 先生 你携带任何走私品进入美国境内了吗?
Um... 嗯...
- Sir? English? - David! - 先生? 能听懂英语吗? - 戴维!
Folks, I need you to pull over and exit the vehicle, please. 各位 请把车停在路边 并从车里出来
- But... - Sir, is that actually necessary? - 但... - 长官 真的要这样做吗?
I mean, these kids are pooped and we've just... 孩子们刚刚拉屎了 所以...
Madam, I need everybody out of this recreational vehicle immediately. 女士 我要你们立即从房车里出来
- I'll just put the baby down. - We'll put the baby away. - 那我先把孩子放下 - 我们先把孩子放下
Bring the child, pull over to the secondary inspection area and exit the vehicle now! 抱着孩子 开到二号检查区 然后立即下车!
- Okay. - Good. - 好吧 - 明白
It's okay. It's all right. 没事的
It's okay, baby. It's just a puppy. 别怕 宝贝 就是只小狗
Stand down. 把它带走
All right. It's okay. 没事了
Before I search the vehicle, is there anything you wanna tell me about? 在我搜查汽车之前 有没有什么话想跟我说?
Because after I open that door... 因为一旦门打开了...
I can't help you. 我就帮不了你们了
Last chance. I'm gonna search this vehicle top to bottom. 最后的机会 我会把这辆车搜查得底朝天的
All right. 那好吧
We got runners! 有人逃跑!
Sorry to inconvenience you, folks. This happens a lot. 抱歉给你们添麻烦了 这种状况常有
You have a nice day. 祝你们过得愉快
Go. Go, go! 快走!
Ah. Well, that was fucking easy! 啊 得来全不费功夫啊!
- Oh, my God. - God! - 哦 天啊 - 天啊!
Whoo! We did it! 哇! 我们成功了!
Nicely done, Millers! Give it up! Very good job. Here you go. 干得漂亮 米勒一家! 击个掌! 大家太棒了
Rose! Yeah! David! There you go! 萝丝! 耶! 戴维! 好样的!
We are all officially international drug smugglers. Add it to the resume. 我们现在都正式成为国际毒枭 别忘在你们的简历里写上一笔
Ha, ha. How about a little victory music, huh? 哈哈 来首胜利小曲 怎么样?
Oh, no, no, no. 哦 不要这首
- Don't change it. I love this song. - Me too. - 别换 我喜欢这首歌 - 我也是
What? I didn't even like this song when it was popular. 什么? 这首歌流行的时候我都不喜欢听
Come on, loosen up, David. 放松点嘛 戴维
# Please stick to the rivers # # 请跟着小河走 #
# And the lakes that you're used to # # 你会来到曾经的那片湖 #
Don't do this. 别这样
What? This isn't even a good victory song. 怎么回事? 这都不算一首胜利歌曲
No, stop. We are not doing this. 停下来 你们别唱了
This is embarrassing. Stop. 太丢人了 停下
# Ah, come on. # # 来吧 #
# I seen a rainbow yesterday. But too many storms have come and gone # # 昨天我看到了彩虹 经历了那么多风雨 #
# Leavin' a trace of not one God-given ray. Is it because my life is 10 shades of gray # # 它发出耀眼的光芒 照亮了我灰暗的生活 #
What the fuck? 怎么回事?
# I pray all 10 fade away Seldom praise him for the sunny days # # 我希望自己告别灰暗 永远生活在阳光下 #
# You claim the insane. And name this place in time # # 你说我太疯狂 世界太残酷 #
# For fallin' prey to crime, I swear. The system got you victim to your own mind # # 体制让你想犯罪 #
# Dreams are hopeless aspirations. In hopes of comin' true # # 梦想总是被摧毁 #
# Believe in yourself. The rest is up to me and # # 相信自己 命运在我手中 #
# Don't go chasin' waterfalls # # 不要随波逐流 #
- Whoo! - Whoo, yeah, Kenny! - 哇! - 哇 肯尼!
Where did you learn to do that? 你跟谁学的 唱得这么好?
Yeah, whatever. 我才不管
Se?or Chacon. 察孔先生
We were not expecting you. 没想到您会来
I decided to bring the gringo myself to make sure everything goes as planned. 我决定亲和美国佬一起来 以确保万无一失
But the gringo has already left with the shipment, se?or. 但是美国佬已经货运走了啊 先生
What gringo? 哪个美国佬?
The gringo with the haircut of a donkey. 一个留着驴一样发型的美国佬
You mean this gringo with the haircut of a donkey. 你说的是这个留着驴一样发型的美国佬吗?
I have failed you, se?or. 我让您失望了 先生
If you saw this gringo again would you recognize him? 如果再见到那个美国佬 你还能认出来吗?
He was driving an RV with his family. 他和家人是开着一辆房车来的
Get in the car. 上车
Oh, how fast are you going? 哦 现在时速多少?
Calm down, I'm going the speed limit. We won't get pulled over. 别紧张 我没超速 不会被警察拦下来的
No, no. I mean, loaded down like this in a 15-ton vehicle... 不 我是说像这样一辆装满货物的房车...
going up a 10 percent grade. 爬10°的斜坡
Just use your head, David. I don't think you think things through. 你能不能用用脑子 戴维 我觉得你完全没考虑过这个
- What? - Weight distribution loading and towing. - 什么意思? - 各部分应该合理分配负重
- See? - Yeah, I do. - 明白吗? - 我知道
I thought this plan through. 我早都计划好了
- Seems to be working out. - Oh, great. - 一切都很顺利 - 哦 这下好了
Oh, Shit! 哦 该死!
Seriously. God...! 搞什么 天啊...!
Was this part of your plan, David? 这也是你计划之中的吗 戴维?
Damn it. 真该死
- Wait, what are we gonna do now? - I don't kno... - 我们现在怎么办? - 我不知...
I can't even get a signal. 这里连信号都没有
No shit. We're in the fucking middle of nowhere, dude. 我靠 这里真是前不着村后不着店
Oh, gee, thank you, Casey. 哦 多谢 凯茜
Thank you for your amazing problem solving skills. So helpful. 谢谢你出色的办事能力 真是帮了大忙了
Whoa. Hey, what are you doing? 嘿 你要去哪?
I'm not gonna stand on the side of the road next to an RV filled with pot. 我才不想在装满大麻的房车旁边傻站着
I'm gonna try to find help. 我要去找人帮忙
- Yeah, fuck this. I'm going with her. Bye. - What? - 去他的 我跟她一起去 再见 - 什么?
- Wait up! - Ugh. Ridiculous! - 等等我! - 呃 太荒唐了!
Okay. Actually, that's fine. Good idea. Okay, hurry back though, please. 好吧 没关系 这主意不错 快去快回
"Oh, I have a plan." Really? Good plan. You don't have any plans. "一切我都计划好了" 是吗? 计划得不错 你根本没有计划
Women, am I right? 女人就是这样 对吧?
Shut the fuck up, Kenny. 闭上臭嘴 肯尼
And he's so smug. Ugh. He drives me crazy. 他是个自大狂 我都快被弄疯了
Well, yeah, he's an idiot. 没错 他是个白痴
No, he's not an idiot. He's actually kind of smart. 不 他不白痴 其实他很聪明
Why are you defending him? 你干嘛替他说话?
I'm not defending him. I'm just saying that he... 我没替他说话 我只是说...
Have you seen where we are? This whole plan is so stupid. 你没看到我们落到什么田地了吗? 整个计划都愚蠢透顶
Oh, really? 哦 是吗?
What golden advice did you follow that ended with you on the streets? 你计划的好 怎么沦落到露宿街头了?
I don't live on the streets, okay? I crash with friends. 我没有露宿街头 明白吗? 我寄住在朋友家
Ah. Okay. I see. 啊 好吧
So you were kind of between couches when David and Kenny found you. 那么说 戴维和肯尼找到你的时候 你正在四处蹭沙发睡
Are you gonna lecture me? Seriously, I'll puke. 你要一直对我说教吗? 我要吐了
You know what, I'm not lecturing you. 我不是在对你说教
Okay, good. Because I don't need advice from a stripper. 那太好了 因为我不需要脱衣舞娘的建议
All right, you know what you little shit? I swear... 知道吗 小混球? 我发誓...
What the hell is this? 这是搞什么?
Well, look at this cute little couple of hitchhikers. 看看这对可爱的搭便车的母女
We're here to save your bacon. 我们是来帮助你们的
Saddle up, little ladies. Ha-ha-ha! 快上来吧 姑娘们 哈哈!
Hey. Hi, what's going on? 嘿 怎么回事?
They pulled up right after you guys left. They're gonna tow us to a mechanic. Okay? 你们刚走他们就出现了 他们会把我们拖到修车厂的
They keeping asking to hold the weed baby. 但他们一直要抱大麻宝贝
All right, all right, calm down. Okay. 好了 好了 淡定
Just calm down, all right? I got this. Watch. 别紧张 好吗? 交给我来 看着
I'm holding that baby. 我要抱抱小宝贝
Edie, you will, I promise, but it's nap time for LeBron. 伊迪 你会抱到他的 但现在勒布朗该睡午觉了
Come on, guys, let's go. 大家都上车吧
All aboard the Fitzgerald Express. Honk, honk! 快登上菲茨杰拉德特快列车 嘀嘀!
- Ha-ha-ha! - Toot, toot! - 哈哈哈 - 嘟嘟!
It's like we're pretending it's a train, but it's not. 看起来就像我们组装了一辆火车 但其实不是
- Surrounded by goblins. - Okay. - 我被地精困住了 - 好的
Oh, Oh, Oh! 哦 哦!
One more sec, okay? Hold on, one second. Don't freak. 等一下 好吗? 坚持住 别怕
When you're a synchronized swimmer... 花样游泳运动员表演的时候...
you can't use a maxi pad, you can see it. 不能用卫生巾 因为会被看到
So my friend bought me a box of tampins. 所以我朋友给我买了一盒卫生棉条
And I'll tell you, I had a hard time inserting those. 跟你们说实话 刚开始塞进去真不容易
- It would just stick halfway out. - Mm-hm. - 每次塞到一半就卡住了 - 嗯
- It was just like a Roman candle. - Mm-hm. - 就像罗马焰火筒那样 - 嗯
And that is how I found out I was born with a shallow vagina. 就是这样我才发现自己的阴道很浅
- That was such a detailed story, Edie. - Thank you! - 真是个描写细腻的故事 伊迪 - 谢谢夸奖!
You gotta do a one-woman show. It's, like, so many layers, you know? 你应该去当脱口秀女主播 你知道吗? 你的表达很丰富
So, what's your story, David? 那你们有什么故事 戴维?
- What do you mean? - How'd you two meet? - 什么故事? - 你们俩怎么认识的?
Ah! Honey, tell her. 啊! 亲爱的 说说吧
And don't leave out any of the romantic parts. 千万别落下任何浪漫的部分
Okay. All right. 好吧
Where did we first meet. Um... 我们在哪认识的 呃...
It's great. 很美好
Well, that would have been when Rose moved into my apartment building. 那应该是萝丝刚搬到我住的公寓
- Ah. That's right. - Mm-hm. - 啊 是的 - 嗯
I remember watching her through the crack in my door as she was... 我记得当时我通过门缝里看着她...
Wait, you were spying on me? 等一下 你偷看我?
Now, hon, just because you've heard it a thousand times... 亲爱的 虽然这个故事你已经听过几千遍了...
doesn't mean you should interrupt. Don't be rude. 但你也不能打断我啊 要淑女
All right. Proceed. 好吧 继续
But, yeah, I was spying on her. 好吧 我在偷看她
She was unloading this U-Haul all by herself. 她一个人把行李从卡车上搬下来
I wanna go help her, but I don't wanna come off like I'm hitting on her, because... 我想去帮忙 但又不想让她觉得我想泡她 因为...
you know, I'd like to hit on her maybe at some point. 因为我确实想泡她
And, uh... 那天...
she was wearing these little navy blue Chuck Taylors and these jean shorts. 她穿了一双海军蓝的查泰勒帆布鞋 和牛仔短裤
No pockets on the back, however that happened. 后面没有兜儿的那种款式
And this, uh, Tom Waits T-shirt. 还有汤姆·威茨式的衬衫
I was like, "Oh, that's cool." 我心想 "哇 真酷"
Because I love Tom Waits. 因为我喜欢汤姆·威茨
And she just looked beautiful. 她看起来好美
If you're into that kind of mean, pretty thing. 那种尖酸刻薄的美丽
So, anyway, uh... 然后...
she starts to bring up this really big weird-looking painting up the stairs. 她开始搬那些看起来很奇葩的大幅油画
And I'm like, "Okay, here's my shot." All right, so I go outside... 我对自己说 "机会来了" 所以我开门出去...
and I help her with it. I'm trying to, at least. 去帮她搬 至少我打算帮忙
She looks at me and goes: "Stop it!" 她看着我大叫: "住手!"
- She just snaps at me. - You started yanking at it. - 她冲着我大吼 - 是你先抢我的画的
Next thing you know, it's a tug of war... 接下来 拔河比赛就开始了...
fulling it back and forth and out of nowhere... 拉过来 拉过去...
His fat fist goes right through the canvas. 他一拳正好洞穿画布
- But it was an accident. - Doesn't matter! You ruined my painting. - 那是个意外 - 我才不管! 反正你毁了我的画
Okay. Honestly, I really think you should've thanked me. 说实话 我觉得你应该好好感谢我
Yeah, because that painting was hideous. 因为那幅画太难看了
My grandfather painted that painting. 那幅画是我祖父画的
And it was my favorite thing in the entire world. 它是这世界上我最宝贵的东西
So we get in this screaming match in front of the whole building. 于是我们在楼前像是开始比赛谁吼得大声一样
And everybody comes out and is watching it. 所有人都出来围观
I mean, from that moment, we hated each other. 从那时起 我们的梁子就结下了
Oh, man. 天啊
- And then you fell in love. Oh! - Yeah. Then we fell in love. - 后来你们相爱了 哦! - 嗯 我们相爱了
- Ha, ha! - Hey, now. I think this is our exit. - 哈哈哈! - 嘿 出口到了
David, could you grab me the map out of the glove box? 戴维 能把手套箱里的地图递给我吗?
Yes, sir. 没问题
- Whoa. Whoa. Uh... - Whoa! - 哇 呃... - 哇!
Oh, hey, sorry about that, buddy. Didn't mean to scare you there. 哦 抱歉 哥们 吓到你们了
That's just my service pistol and badge. 那是我的执勤用的手枪和警徽
Oh. Your badge. 哦 警徽
- Are you a cop? - No, no, no. - 你是警察吗? - 不 不
No? Oh, God. 不是? 吓我一跳
- I'm in the DEA. - Oh. - 我是缉毒局的 - 哦
Yeah, my Don has been an agent for the last 22 years. 我们家唐已经当了22年的探员了
On a bit of a hiatus at the moment. 之间有几次离职
They took him out of the field, he wasn't aggressive enough. 他们不让他执勤 因为他人好欺负
- That's enough. - I'm sorry. It's not right, Don. - 别说了 - 抱歉 不过他们不应该那样 唐
None of those young guns aren't half the agent you are, those crumb-bums. 那些乳臭未干的臭小子连你一半都不如 那群小崽子们
Edith, you know how I feel about your cussing. 伊迪斯 你知道这样乱骂我是什么感受
- I'm sorry, Don. - Edith can be a little hot-blooded at times. - 对不起 唐 - 伊迪斯就是有时候太热血了
- I'm 1/8 Italian, so... - Oh. It's okay. - 我有1/8意大利血统 所以... - 哦 没关系
Uh, hey, if you guys will excuse me. 嘿 不好意思
- Wanna join me? - Where are you off to? - 要一块来吗? - 你们去干嘛?
- We're gonna check on the baby. - Gonna take a dump. - 我们去看看孩子 - 去大便
- Check the baby's dumps. - That's what we should say. - 看看孩子大便了吗 - 就是这个意思
- Yeah, just go check on Lebanon. - LeBron. His name's LeBron. - 去看看勒八朗 - 勒布朗 他叫勒布朗
He just has a terrible tummy. And it's just bad diarrhea stuff. 他老是闹肚子 腹泻什么的
Do we still have cornstarch? 我们还有淀粉吗?
Yeah, there's cornstarch for his bottom. 把淀粉抹在他屁股上
- Family meeting. - Yep. - 家庭会议 - 好的
I'm getting my hands on that baby. 我正在抚摸我的小宝贝呢
He's a narc? Are you fucking kidding me?! 他是缉毒警察? 你们有没有搞错?!
Stop panicking! We haven't done anything suspicious yet, so just relax! 别慌! 我们还没有露马脚 所以别紧张!
Oh, really? Okay. What about when they wanna hold our precious weed baby? 是吗? 那他们要抱我们可爱的大麻宝贝怎么办?
Give me the baby, all right? 把孩子给我 好吧?
I'll handle it if it happens. I'll totally take care of it. 发生了什么 我都会担着的
Right now, all we have to do is focus on getting away from that fucked up family. 现在我们要做的是想办法赶紧摆脱这家人
Oh, fuck. Why are we stopping? 该死 车为什么停了?
They heard us. They heard us. Fuck, we're going to jail. 他们听到了 该死 我们要进监狱了
盖里汽车维修中心
No, no, no. We're just at the garage, okay? 不 不 是到车库了
Everybody calm down. We haven't done anything. You're right. 大家都淡定 我们没做什么 会没事的
I'll ditch this guy real fast. We're gonna get in and get out of here, okay? 我会以最快的速度搞定他 我们进去修好了车就走 好吗?
Game face, okay? Miller time. Here we go. 准备上场 好吗? 米勒一家的表演开始 走吧
No other repair shops nearby? 附近还有别的修车店吗?
Run by a Christian and open after supper on a Saturday night? No, sir. 老板是基督徒 并且周六晚饭后还营业的? 没有了 先生
Ah, shoot. I'd give you the hose out of our rig and send you on your way... 该死 我可以把我们车的散热管给你们 你们就能上路了...
but we'd be stranded ourselves. 但我们就走不了了
Besides, this way we can all get to know each other better. 这样也好 还能让我们彼此增进了解
- What's happening? - They're closed till morning. - 怎么回事? - 他们明早才能开门
Oklahoma. 奥克拉荷马人怎么这样
Oh, God. 哦 天啊
You folks can make camp with the Fitzgeralds tonight. 你们今天可以和菲茨杰拉德一家一起露营了
I know a great spot. We'll set up the old tents and you can bed down in our Winni. 我知道个不错的地方 我们住旧帐篷 你们可以住在我们车厢里
- I'll give you a hand with your gear. - No, no, no. - 我会帮你们修修车 - 不用 不用
That's okay. Millers carry their own weight. 没关系的 米勒一家人自己能行
- I knew I liked you, David. - Kenny, you wanna get our shit? - 我就喜欢你这点 戴维 - 肯尼 帮我把工具拿来?
- Hey. - This will be a hoot. - 嘿 - 这小宝贝一会肯定要开始哭闹了
I'll watch your little one so you and your man can have some snuggle time. 我帮你照顾小家伙 这样你们就可以小睡一会了
- I don't want you to have to... - I am good with babies. - 我不希望你们太... - 我照顾小孩最拿手了
Nonsense! Oh, give me the baby. Give me that baby! 别这样! 哦 把孩子给我 把孩子给我!
Shit! 该死!
Oh, my God! 哦 天啊!
Oh, my God! 天啊!
Oh, my God. Why isn't there blood?! 天啊 为什么没流血?
Oh, my God! What's happening? 哦 天啊! 怎么回事?
Thanks a lot, Mom. Now what am I supposed to use for my health project? 真是谢谢你了 妈 现在我的健康课作业怎么办?
I'm gonna fail and have to go to community college. 我会不及格的 然后必须上社区大学
- My future's ruined! - Honey. - 你毁了我的前途! - 亲爱的
Mrs. Fitzgerald, are you all right? 菲茨杰拉德太太 你没事吧?
- That baby was...? - Oh, did you think that LeBron was...? - 那孩子是...? - 哦 你不会以为勒布朗是...?
- Heh-heh-heh. - No, no, no. LeBron was a sack of herbs. - 哈哈哈 - 不 不 勒布朗是一袋草药
Oregano and basil mostly. 牛至叶 罗勒草什么的
We were just treating it like a real baby, you know, a summer project. 我们把它当做真的婴儿那么对待 这是孩子的暑假作业
- Extra credit. - It teaches the students that... - 附加分 - 这让学生们了解到...
nothing ruins your life like children. 养孩子是最坑爹的事情
Yeah. And it also sends that message to teens, just stick to the big A. 是的 还让孩子们明白 永远都要
- Yeah, anal. - Abstinence, you meant. - 要走后门 - 你的意思是 要禁欲
- Neither makes a baby. - He confuses them. - 这两种都不会有孩子 - 他弄混了
Anyway, I'm so sorry, Edie. We promised our Casey... 总之很抱歉 伊迪 只是我们答应凯茜...
that we would treat it like a real baby all summer and we went too far. 这个夏天我们会把它当做真正的婴儿 但我们做得有点过了
Got used to it. Sorry. 习惯了就忘了 对不起
And so I'm embarrassed, actually. 真是太不好意思了
I think that would scare anybody. 我觉得这样谁都会吓到的
She's very emotional. You should have seen her at the end of Free Willy. 她很敏感的 她看电影"人鱼的童话"都哭到不行了
Oh, stop it, Don. 别说了 唐
I love that whale. 我爱死那条鲸鱼了
Well, who loves campfire games? 谁想参加篝火晚会?
Oh, Don. 哦 唐
Ladies and gentlemen, it's my pleasure to welcome you... 女士们先生们 欢迎大家来到...
to the annual singing Fitzgerald family jamboree. 一年一度的菲茨杰拉德家族欢乐演唱会
Our usual guests couldn't be here this year. 我们的老朋友们没有来
- Uh, they're called the Osmond family. - Ha-ha-ha! - 他们是奥斯蒙德一家 - 哈哈!
But in their place this year we have the very talented and wonderful Miller family. 但是很高兴今年我们请到了米勒一家人
Let's get this party started with a Fitzgerald family favorite. 先来一首菲茨杰拉德家族的代表作
# Breakin' rocks in the hot sun # # 烈日下辛苦劳作 #
# I fought the law and the law won # # 我曾想做点坏事 但没有得逞 #
# It always does. # # 法网恢恢 #
# I needed to steal some money 'cause I had none # # 我曾想偷点钱 因为我身无分文 #
# I fought the law and the law won # # 我曾想做点坏事 但没有得逞 #
Now just the Millers. 下面米勒一家合唱
# I fought the law and the law won # # 我曾想做点坏事 但没有得逞 #
I want you to imagine you committed a felony, you've been tried and sent to prison... 你要想象一下自己犯了重罪 正要被送往监狱...
and you're standing out in the sun breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. And... 你站在烈日下挥舞着锤子在砸石头...
# I fought the law and the law won # # 我曾想做点坏事 但没有得逞 #
- All right, that's great. - That's good. - 唱得真棒 - 真棒
- That's fun. Great song. - I love it. That was great. - 这首歌真不错 - 我喜欢
Great choice. 有品位
- Great, kids. - Well, that was an A for effort. - 好了 孩子们 - 唱的真不错
- Whoo! I got the spirit! - That's great. - 哇! 我掌握了! - 太好了
It's a bird, it's a plane. 是小鸟 是飞机
- U.S. Air Force, U.S. Air Force. Ollie North! - Take me home to... - 美国空军 美国空军 单脚滑滑板! - 带我回...
Looks like a sea animal. 看起来像海洋生物
Hammer tooth shark. 锤齿鲨
We wait until they fall asleep and then we sneak into their tent, all right? 等到他们都睡着了 我们就溜进帐篷 怎么样?
Mm. Cut their throats. 割断他们的脖子
- What? - What? - 什么? - 怎么了?
No. Jesus. 不 天啊
- What the fuck's wrong with you? - Nothing. - 你在想什么呢? - 没什么
I wasn't saying to do that. I didn't say that. I thought you were gonna say it. 我没要那么做 我以为你要那么做才说的
You thought I was gonna say "cut their throats"? 你以为我要说"割断他们的喉咙"?
Who do you think I am, Scarface? Give me a break. 你以为我是黑社会老大吗? 饶了我吧
- Herbert Walker Bush! - Paper airplanes! - 老布什! - 纸飞机!
Clowns. Clown sandwich. 小丑 小丑三明治
Don't lock the baby in the basement. 不要把婴儿锁在地下室里
What I was gonna say: We sneak into the tent, steal Don's keys... 我要说的是: 我们溜进帐篷 偷了唐的钥匙...
then we take the RV back to the shop and I can swap out their radiator hose for ours. 然后把房车开到修车厂 我就可以把他们的散热管换走
Ah. Got it. 啊 明白了
- The Earth! The Earth is on fire! - Atmosphere. - 地球! 地球着火了! - 大气层
Uh... 呃...
Plain and simple. 非常简单
AI Qaeda! AI Qaeda! 基地组织! 基地组织!
It was "plain and simple." 是"非常简单"
- See, this was a plane, and then this w... - Oh, Melissa, of course it was. - 看 这是"飞" 下面是... - 哦 梅丽莎 原来是这个
That is so clever. 真是聪明
Gosh, I thought it was really good. 我真心觉得你画得不错
I'm a terrible drawer, so... 我不会画画...
- Great, because you're up next. - Ah. - 棒极了 该你上了 - 啊
- Passing the baton. - Nice work. - 接力棒给你 - 画得不错
Okay. Let's go, Kenny. 开始吧 肯尼
All right, Kenny, here we go. 好了 肯尼 开始吧
- Draw your brains out. - All right, that's a line. - 好好画 - 好的 这是一条线
- A slash. Guns and Roses. - Looks like a spring. - 一条斜线 枪与玫瑰 - 像一条溪水
What is that? That's a... Kenny, come on, draw something, buddy. 这是啥? 是... 呃 快画 肯尼
- String. - Come on, son. - 绳子 - 加油 儿子
- Rocket. It's a rocket or... - Is that a cucumber? - 火箭 是火箭还是... - 是黄瓜吗?
This is really stupid. 这太愚蠢了
Is it a bad drawing, Kenny? My guess is "bad drawing." 这是幅下流画吧 肯尼? 我的答案是"下流画"
- It's... - Oh! A penis! A penis. - 这是... - 我知道了!是阴茎
It's a big dick. Those are balls. 是个大鸡鸡 那是蛋蛋
It's a big black dick! It's a drawing. Black! It's a big black dick. 这是一个黑色大鸡鸡!
It's a big, big black cock! 是一个又大又黑的鸡鸡!
Black Cock Down! 黑鸡坠落!
It's a skateboard. 这是滑板
- It's a skateboard, great. - A skateboard. Of course it is. - 没错 是滑板 - 当然了 就是滑板
- It's a big black skateboard. - I see it. - 是一个巨大的黑的滑板 - 我看出来了
Of course. It's very clear. But, you see, it was up... There's... 当然了 很明显 不过 它是朝上的... 它...
Its wheels, so I didn't see it down on the ground, and then it... 它的轮子 我没注意它是放在地上的 它...
Black Cock Down? Black Cock Down? 黑鸡坠落? 黑鸡坠落?
Nice job, Meryl Streep. Very subtle character work. 很棒 梅丽尔·斯特里普 演得不错
Not my fault that Kenny can't draw. 他画成那样让我怎么猜
Don't you pick on Kenny. 别把把责任推给肯尼
Nothing about that looked like a skateboard. 那东西看起来一点都不像滑板
You leave him alone. Where the hell's Kenny? 别说他了 肯尼去哪了?
- You guys, come here. - What? - 过来看 - 怎么了?
- What's going on? - Look at these two. - 怎么了? - 看看他俩
- Aww. - Uh-oh. - 喔 - 呃
- Guess I'm not the best drawer. - No, you were great. - 我猜我不擅长画画 - 不 你画的很好
- I knew that was a skateboard. - Yeah. - 我看出来那是个滑板了 - 是啊
- I don't know where the confusion was. - No, I... That... - 我不知道问题出在哪 - 不 我...
Yeah. 呃
I, um, really like your family. They're, uh... 我很喜欢你的家人 他们...
- They're different. - Well, they're not my family. I mean... - 他们很特别 - 其实他们不是我的家人 我是说...
Yeah, no, I get what you mean. 我明白你的意思
- She wants him to kiss her. - Absolutely. - 她想让他亲她 - 显而易见
- She does, right? - And sometimes I feel like I'm adopted... - 她真的想 - 有时候我觉得我是被收养的...
or an alien, you know, or something. 或者是外星人还是别的什么
Right. That's what I meant. Um... 是的 我就是这个意思
But also, you know, I would totally adopt you. 不过说真的 我肯定会收养你
You know, um... 嗯...
Not that I wanna be your daddy. I just, uh... 我不是想当你爸爸 我只是...
- He's talking too much. - He won't shut up. - 他废话太多了 - 他不会停的
Uh, well, good night. 晚安
- I'll see you. - Okay. Um... - 明天见 - 好的 呃...
Fucking hug. 见鬼的拥抱
Okay. 好的
And, uh, Melissa? 那个 梅丽萨?
- Yeah? - Uh, watch out for bears. - 怎么了? - 小心熊
Um, you know. Can't see them coming. 你知道 熊总是神出鬼没的
Good tip. 贴心的提醒
That poor kid. Well, you should go talk to him. 可怜的孩子 你应该去和他谈谈
Who? 谁?
I said you should go... Well, who do you think? 我说你应该去... 那你觉得是谁?
Me? What the hell am I gonna say? 我? 我该说什么?
Talk to him about guy stuff. 给他讲讲男人应该怎么做
- Jesus fucking Christ. - Come on, how hard is it? Just go. - 见鬼 - 这有什么难的 去就是了
- Hey, man, how you doing? - Hey. - 嘿 干嘛呢? - 嘿
- Anybody sitting here? - Uh, no. - 这有人吗? - 没有
Well, good, good, good, good. All right. 好的
So, um... 那...
I saw what just happened with you and Melissa. 我刚才看见你和梅丽萨了
- Oh. - Um... - 好吧 - 嗯...
You know, you don't have to be scared to kiss a girl. Heh-heh. 亲一个女孩完全没什么可怕的
I mean, you damn near sucked a guy's dick nine hours ago. What are you shy now for? 九个小时之前你差点给一个男的口交 这有什么好害羞的
That's not funny, David. 一点都不好笑 戴维
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 不好意思
It was a bad joke. Ahem. 不该说这破笑话
You wanna know something I used to do when I was your age... 你想知道我在你那个年纪怎么克服
kept me from getting nervous around girls? 和女孩在一起的时候的紧张吗?
- Yeah. - I would just count to three. - 想知道 - 我会数到三
- Count to three? - Yeah. - 数到三? - 没错
- That's your big advice? Count to three? - Yeah. - 这就是你所说的好建议? 数到三? - 是的
I mean, if you ever wanna kiss a girl or ask her to go out, or I mean... 如果你想亲一个女孩或者约她出去或者...
Actually, if you get scared of anything, just do this: just count to three... 无论什么情况你感到害怕 只要数到三
and then do it. 然后放手去做
Because if you take too long, you overthink it and you'll just drive yourself crazy. 因为时间太久 你会想太多然后把自己逼疯
Trust me, it'll change your life. 相信我 这会改变你的生活
I guess that makes sense. 我猜这很有用
- Thanks. - Yeah. No problem. - 多谢 - 别客气
And, you know, if you have any other questions... 如果你有任何...
about, like, the birds and the bees... 性启蒙方面或者...
who puts what into where, any of that fun stuff... 该如何做之类的问题...
just don't hesitate to ask, okay? 尽管问 好吗?
- Okay. - Okay. - 好的 - 好
- Good talk. - Yeah, good talk. - 愉快的谈话 - 是啊 很愉快
Oh, my back. 我的背
- So old. - Yeah. - 太老了 - 是啊
Wait. You go in. I'll keep a lookout, okay? Good. 等等 我在外边放风 你进去看 就这么定了
Fuck you. This was your idea. You're going the fuck in there. 去你的 这是你想出来的 你给我进去
Why are you yelling at me? 干嘛吼我?
I am not yelling at you. 我没吼你
Okay. Okay. 好吧
Watch. 看好了
Bin Laden! 本拉登!
What's happening? Is it raccoons? 发生什么了? 是浣熊吗?
God. 天呐
You were right about them, Edith. 你说的对 伊迪丝
- No. I'm so sorry. - Let me explain. - 不 不好意思 - 我可以解释的
This is completely explainable. 我们绝对可以解释清楚
- A misunderstanding. - We didn't mean to do this. - 这是个误会 - 我们不是故意的
- You just have to understand something. - Mm-hm, mm-hm. - 事先声明 - 好
We have never done anything like this with another couple before. 以前我们从没和别的夫妻做过类似的事
Uh-huh. 嗯
That's no judgment on you. We're no squares. 不是对你们有偏见 我们没那么古板
- I own a vibrator. - That's right, she does. - 我还买了按摩棒 - 没错
- Awesome. - I wasn't for it at first. - 不错 - 刚开始我不喜欢它
The darn thing's made in China, for cripes' sake... 因为这鬼东西是中国制造的...
but when you've been married this long you look for anything to spice things up. 但是结婚时间长了就想找点什么增添情趣
So, of course we've discussed a scenario like this. 当然 我们也讨论过现在这种情况
Yes. And tonight when you brought up that big black "babymaker"... 没错 而且今晚你说出那个又大又黑的"传宗接代工具"
- Well, we got it. - Loud and clear. - 我们就明白了 - 一清二楚
Our vibrator is named "Joe Morgan". 我们的按摩棒叫"乔·摩根"
We were picking up what you were putting down. 当然这都是你们玩剩下的
- Same page. - Interesting. - 彼此彼此 - 有点意思
We're very flattered by this, but right now, in the middle of the night... 看到这样的情形我们很高兴 不过 在这样的夜晚...
I'm not sure I'm really ready for it. Aw, Don. 我感觉我们还没准备好 天呐 唐
Got it. Totally understood. Not a problem. 明白了 完全明白了 没问题的
We just had to ask. So... 我们只是问问 所以...
Wait. I have an idea. 等等 我有个想法
Okay. Maybe I could take a baby step tonight. 好吧 也许今晚我可以向前一小步
I mean, my mouth is for my marriage. 我的嘴属于我们的婚姻
But I've never touched another woman before. 但是我之前从没摸过别的女人
I would be okay with that. Yeah. 我完全没有意见
Oh, great. 好极了
Rose? 萝丝?
- There you go. - Okay. All right, I'm sitting. - 开始吧 - 好吧 我先坐下
- Are you okay? - David. - 你没问题吧? - 戴维
- Mother to mother, is this okay with you? - Yes. "Mother." Yes. - 母亲和母亲之间 没问题吧 - "母亲" 没问题
- Are you sure? - Let's get this mother started. - 你确定? - 开始吧
- Shall we? Okay. - Ha-ha-ha! - 可以吗? 好的 - 哈哈哈
- Okay, Don, are you watching? - I'm good. - 唐 你在看吗? - 我很好
Okay. Uh, wow. 好吧
My heart's pounding so fast in my chest. 我的心快要跳出来了
- Ahem. So I guess we're swinging. - Hmm? Oh, yeah. - 啊 我们这是要出轨啦 - 是吗?
Ooh. Ha, ha. 啊 哦
Sorry that I'm taking so long. 久等了
Hello. Ha-ha-ha! 你好啊
Okay, I'm just gonna do it real fast. There we go. 我会很快的 来啦
- There they are. - There they are. - 摸到了 - 就是这样
- Wow! Wow! - It's happening. This is happening. - 哇! - 你做到了
Don, are you looking at this? I'm touching her boobs. 唐 你在看吗? 我真的摸到了
- This is a miracle. - Okey-doke. - 这简直是个奇迹 - 确实是
- Would you like to feel my breasts? - I think that's enough for tonight. - 你想感受下我的吗? - 我觉得今晚已经足够了
- You're right. - Don't give away the farm. - 你说的对 - 别太贪心
- A little roughhouse? - We should wait. - 精疲力尽了? - 应该慢慢来
- Are you okay down there? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - 你们没有问题吗? - 没问题
Have fun tonight, kids. 玩得开心点 年轻人
- Awesome. - I'm never gonna wash these hands. - 太棒了 - 我再也不想洗手了
Mwah, mwah, mwah! 姆啊, 姆啊, 姆啊!
Thank you so much. 太感谢你了
- Good night. That was great. - Okay, bye, guys. - 晚安 今晚很棒 - 好的 拜拜
Great. What now, genius? 很好 现在怎么办 小天才?
- Tell me... What? - Oh, Oh, oh. I don't know. - 你说... 怎么? - 我不知道
I just got earfucked in a tent. 刚才在里面他干了我的耳朵
If you let her finger bang you they would have given us the keys. 要是让她给你指交一下 也许钥匙就到手了
Oh, really? Why don't you go suck Don's dick for them... 是吗? 你怎么不进去给唐口交...
and then you get the keys? He was certainly loving on those earlobes. 这样你就能拿到钥匙了? 他明显很喜欢你那对耳垂
Okay, look. First, unlike you, I only suck a man's dick if I'm in love, okay? 首先 和你不同 我只会为我爱的男人口交 好吗?
That's kind of a personal rule I have. 这就是我做人的原则
- Yeah, and secondly... And secondly... - What? - 第二... 第二... - 第二是什么?
I don't have a second one. I don't know where I was going with that. 没有第二 我忘了刚才想说什么了
Fucking idiot. 蠢货
Oh, I thought of one. I got one. 我想到了一个
Here comes Joe Morgan up to the plate. 乔·摩根来啦
Oh, Don. 哦 唐
Okay, what? 怎么了?
What? What do you mean? 什么? 什么意思?
I mean do you wanna talk about it... 你想谈谈这件事...
or mope around like someone kicked you in the vagina? 还是一直无精打采好像有谁踢了你的下体
Okay. Um... 好吧
Well, I've never really like... 我从没有...
Had sex before. Shocker. 做过爱 令人震惊
Kissed a girl before. 亲过女孩
Wait, what? I thought you said you were like 18. 等等 真的? 我记得你说你18岁了
- Okay, you know what, forget it. - Okay, okay, wait. Okay. - 好吧 还是别提了 - 好吧 等等
Come on. Sit down. Don't need to be so dramatic. 过来 坐下 不用这么激动
Look, it's okay that you haven't kissed a girl. 你没亲过女孩这没什么
I'm sure there are some girls... 我确定会有女孩...
who I've never met... 我没见过的女孩...
that find inexperience kind of sweet. 想找你这样没经验的小可爱
I don't wanna be a sweet, inexperienced guy who's never been worth kissing. 我才不想当那没经验让人亲都不想亲的小可爱
I wanna be the guy who grabs a girl and kisses her. You know? 我想变成能迷倒女孩然后亲吻她的人
Okay, let me make one thing clear. 好吧 我先声明
This isn't one of those bullshit moments where the girl kisses the boy... 这不是那种女生亲吻男生
and realizes she's been in love with him this entire time, okay? 然后意识到爱上了他了的情景 明白了吗?
You're my fake brother and you're a sweet kid... 你是我的假弟弟而且你很可爱
so this is for you to bring back to Melissa. 这是为了让你能把梅丽萨追回来
- What is? - I'm gonna kiss you, dingus. - 什么? - 我要亲你 笨蛋
Oh. 哦
- What are you doing? Shut your eyes. - Okay, sorry. Right. - 你在干嘛? 闭上眼睛 - 好吧 不好意思
That's weird. That's really weird. 这样很奇怪 特别奇怪
- Sorry. - All right. Ahem. - 对不起 - 好了
That was okay. Now more tongue. 不错 这次试试用舌头
Tongue. I can do that. 用舌头 我可以的
Too much tongue. Too much tongue. 太过了 太过了
Right. Too much... Yeah, that's my fault. My bad. Sorry. 是 太过了... 我的错 不好意思
Less tongue. 少用舌头
That was good. 不错啊
All right, now this time, I want you to choke me a little bit. 这次 我希望你能让我窒息
- Uh, okay. - Whoa. What's going on here? - 好的 - 这怎么回事?
Uh, it's... 呃...
- We're not doing what it looks like. - Really? - 不是你们看到的那样 - 真的?
It looks like Casey's teaching you how to kiss out of pity. 看起来像是凯西在教你如何亲吻
Mm-hm. 恩
Uh, well, then it is what it looks like, yeah. 好吧 那就是看起来的那样
Really. 这样啊
What did you teach him? 你教他什么了
The basics. He's never kissed a girl before. 最基础的 他之前从没亲过女孩
You haven't? Oh. Well, honey, show me. 从来没有? 好吧 来试试
- Uh, really? - Yes. - 呃 你确定? - 当然
Okay. Uh... 好吧 呃...
Oh. Not bad. 还不错啊
It's not bad. 挺好的
- Try this. - Okay. - 试试这个 - 好的
Come here. 过来
There you go. 就是这样
You feel that? What I did with my tongue? 感觉到了? 我怎么用舌头的?
- Yes, ma'am. - Show Casey what you just learned. - 是的 女士 - 让凯西看看你学到了什么
Look at that. 瞧瞧这个
Mm! Whoa! 哇! 不错!
Wait. Hold on. 等等
I wanna get a picture of you with the first girl you ever kissed. Here you go. 我给你和你第一个亲吻的女孩拍张照片
- Mm-hm. Make it good one. - Good. - 好看点 - 好的
Rose. Get in there. There you go. Photobomb it. 萝丝 来一起 就是这样 拍下来
- This is getting better, it's getting better. - Okay. - 有进步 越来越棒了 - 好的
It's so cute. 真可爱
Use your hands. They got so much fun stuff to play with. 试着用手 很有乐趣哦
You're not using your hands. 你没用手
Kenny? 肯尼?
- No, Melissa... It's, uh... - I'm sorry. - 不 梅丽萨... 这... - 打扰了
Melissa, wait. 梅丽萨 等等
Fuck. 靠
You know, there's a 50-50 chance she'll be into it. 有一半的可能她会喜欢的
Redhead. They're crazy. 红头发的女孩 她们不可理喻
Grab your things, guys. Kenny, grab my stuff. Thanks. 拿好你们的东西 肯尼 拿着我的行李 谢了
- Here we go. - Well, looks like you're ready to roll. - 我们走 - 看起来你已经准备好了
Gary called me first thing. He seemed real eager for y'all to come pick her up. 盖瑞跟我说 他特别希望你们尽快把车取走
- Good. Good, good, good. Okay. - Guess this is it, then. - 好的 好的 - 看来就是这样
- Good luck to you, David. - Hey, thank you, Don. Take care, will you? - 祝你好运 戴维 - 多谢了 唐 照顾好自己
Hey, yeah, listen, I would appreciate it if you kept what happened last night... 等等 我希望昨天晚上的事...
all that Chinese vibrator talk, between us. 关于中国制造按摩棒的事 只有你知我知
- Yeah. - If folks at my church found out about that... - 当然 - 如果我们教堂的那帮家伙知道了...
Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, no. I get it. Yeah. No, say no more. Mum's the word, okay? 当然了 不必多说 我会守口如瓶的
Before you go running off... 在你走之前...
- Yeah? - Well, last night notwithstanding... - 怎么? - 尽管昨天晚上...
things bedroom-wise between me and Mrs. Fitzgerald... 我和菲茨杰拉德夫人
- haven't been a real five-alarm fire of late. - Okay. - 床笫之间还是没那么激情 - 好吧
Now that I'm not working as much, we finally have a chance to light the flame again... 现在我没那么多工作了 我们有时间重燃激情...
- but our matches are wet. - Mm-hm. Mm-hm. - 就像擦着湿火柴 - 恩
- If you catch my drift. - I do, yeah. - 如果你明白我的意思 - 我明白了
Yeah, the matches are genitals. I get it. 我明白 火柴就是指老二
No, I was talking about our passion. 不 我是指我们之间的激情
Right. Sorry, sorry. Of course. That's the way... 哦 不好意思 我...
- That's okay. That's all right. - Yeah. - 没关系 - 嗯
So we've been looking for new ideas... 所以我们一直在想办法
and she read on the internet about this finger thing... 她在网上看到了关于手指的某些东西
- Don, you don't need to share that with me. - No, no, it's okay. I want to. - 唐 你不用和我分享这些的 - 没关系 我愿意和你分享
Okay, as long as you're comfortable. 好吧 只要你舒服
- I need your advice, David. - Mm-hm. - 我需要你的建议 -嗯
You and Rose seem hotter for each other than a couple mice... 你和萝丝好像能在彼此的
having sexual congress in a wool sock. 关系中找到许多激情
- We do? - Yeah. - 有吗? - 是的
You're like newlyweds, the way you keep looking at each other. 你们看对方的眼神就像新婚夫妇
- We are? - Yeah. I guess I just wanna know... - 我们? - 我只是想知道...
what do you do to keep things exciting after years in the same fishing hole? 这么多年在一个鱼洞里钓鱼如何能保持激情
- Hmm. - What's your secret? - 嗯 - 你们的秘密是什么?
Right. 这样
- And by fishing hole you mean... - Genitals. - 你说的鱼洞意思是... - 女阴
That's genitals. Okay. Um. 生殖器 这样
Yeah, um, my secret? Uh... 我的秘密? 嗯...
Well, you know what I do, Don? 你知道我怎么做吗 唐?
I just treat Rose like she's a stripper. 我只是把萝丝想象成一个脱衣舞娘
- No kidding? - No kidding. - 真的? - 真的
Like she's a dirty, dirty stripper. 就好像她是下流的脱衣舞娘
Okay. Heh-heh-heh. 这样啊
Dirtier the better. Heh. 越下流越好
- Heh, heh. - Okay, watch your step. - 哈哈 - 注意脚下
It surprise... It sneaks up on you. 好神奇 激情就这么来了
Everyone got your bags? 大家都带好行李了?
Oh. I am so sorry that Melissa isn't here to say goodbye. 很抱歉梅丽萨没来和大家告别
She just won't come out of that bedroom. 她就是不肯从卧室出来
You know, she's been sick to her tummy ever since last night. 昨晚之后她的胃就一直不舒服
- I think it was something that she ate. - Just tell her I'm really sorry. - 我想她可能吃坏了 - 请告诉她我真的很抱歉
- Oh, sure. - Oh. - 没问题 - 唉
Sure will. 一定会的
Oh, so sweet, kids. 多可爱的孩子
You'll always be my special lover. 你将永远是我的特殊情人
Ow! Oh, Edie. 啊! 伊迪
Bye! 拜拜!
- Happy birthday, America! - Bye! - 美国生日快乐! - 拜拜!
- See ya, now! - Bye-bye, now. - 再见! - 再见
- Thank you. - Bye. - 谢谢 - 拜拜
Let's get out of here. You guys, go to the RV. I'll get the keys from Skeeter. 我们出发吧 你们去房车那 我去拿钥匙
Hello?! 有人吗?
Hey, Brad, I was just gonna call you. 布莱德 我正要给你打电话呢
Where are you? Thought you'd be here by now. 你在哪? 你现在应该回来了
I told you I needed it today. 我说了我今天就要
No, I know that. No, we just had a little bit of engine trouble's all, okay? 我知道 但是我的车有点问题
We're gonna be on the road in five minutes, at your front door in just a few hours, okay? 五分钟后我们就上路 几个小时以后到了
Nothing stopping us now. 现在没什么能阻止我了
What the fuck? 这怎么了?
Hand me the phone. 把电话给我
Uh, Brad, can you hold on for a sec? 布莱德 先别挂
All right, let's not do anything rash. 好吧 别冲动
- I'm David, what's your name? - Pablo Chacon. - 我是戴维 你是谁? - 巴勃罗·察孔
Shut the fuck up. Stop, stop. 闭嘴 闭嘴
- Hola, Brad. - Pablo! - 你好啊 布莱德 - 巴勃罗!
You send this amateur fuck-up to steal from me? 你派这个外行的傻子来偷我?
Listen, I don't know what David told you... Hello? 听着 我不知道戴维跟你说了什么 有人吗?
I would have loved to say good-bye to him. 我还想跟他说声再见呢
Pablo Chacon. 巴勃罗·察孔
Turns out there's a real Pablo Chacon and we stole from him. 原来真的有巴勃罗·察孔 而且我们偷了他的东西
So this is probably gonna end well, I would imagine. 也许会有个好的结局 我猜
I'll be right back. 我马上回来
No rush. 慢慢来
I thought you said we were picking up drugs for Pablo Chacon. 我以为我们为巴勃罗·察孔偷毒品
I thought we were. Brad told me he was Pablo Chacon. 我也以为是 布莱德告诉我他就是巴勃罗·察孔
- Why do you trust that guy? - I don't, okay? - 你为什么相信那个家伙? - 我不相信 好吗?
Can you guys stop bickering for five seconds? 你们能先停五分钟吗?
Okay, how did he even find us? 好吧 可他怎么找到我们的?
- We don't know. - I don't know. - 不知道 - 我不知道
With this. 用这个
Cool, is that a transmitter? That's like a... 这不是发射器吗? 就好像...
You put that in the RV, huh? In one of the bags? 你把它放到了房车上? 在袋子里?
- How could you not think of that? - Because I don't know what I'm doing! - 你怎么就没想到呢? - 因为我不知道我在做什么!
- Have you not figured that out? - Silence! - 难道你没看出来? - 都闭嘴!
You all die now. 现在你们都要死了
But together as a family, with honor. 但是一家人一起死 很荣幸
But we're not even a real family, okay? I don't even know these people. 可我们根本就不是个真的家庭 我根本就不认识他们
She's right. That's absolutely right. No, no. We're not related at all, any of us. 她说的对 完全正确 我们之间根本就没有关系
No. We're just friends. 不 我们只是朋友
- No, we're not... - We are not friends! - 不 不是 - 我们不是朋友!
Look, I'm just a small-time fucking drug dealer. 我只是个小毒贩
I sell dime bags, all right? 我只卖小包的毒品
My daughter here is just a homeless gutter punk, all right? 我这个女儿只是个无家可归的街头朋克
And my son is just a fucking dork that lives in my building. We don't look alike! 我儿子 只是个和我住在一栋楼里的二货 我们长的一点都不像!
- Not related. - A virgin, okay? And my "wife"? - 没有关系 - 一个处男 还有我的"妻子"?
I mean, she's just a cheap stripper. 她只是个廉价的脱衣舞娘罢了
Hey, thanks, David. Nice. 谢了 戴维 说得好
- We will not do anything if... - Wait, wait. Heh. - 我们什么都不会做... -等等
In the capri pants and the sensible footwear, a stripper? 穿紧身裤和凉鞋的那个 是脱衣舞娘?
Yes. 没错
That's right, I am... 是的 我是...
Mr. Chacon. 察孔先生
Just give me one chance... 请给我一个机会...
to prove to you that I'm worth way more alive than I am dead. 证明我活着比死了有价值
# Sweet # # 甜蜜 #
# Emotion # # 感情 #
# Talk about things and nobody cares # # 说些没人在意的话题 #
# Wearing hot things that nobody wears # # 穿些没人穿的火辣外衣 #
# Some sweat hog knew she's a real good liar # # 一些汗流浃背的知道她是个真正的骗子 #
# Cause the backstage boogie Set your pants on fire # # 因为后台的黑人让你的变得火热 #
# Sweet # # 甜蜜 #
# Emotion # # 感情 #
# Sweet # # 甜蜜 #
# Emotion # # 感情 #
# You stand in the front Just a shakin' your ass # # 你站在前面扭着小臀部 #
# I'll take you backstage You'll be drinking my glass # # 带你来到后台 喝我杯中的美酒 #
# I'm talkin' about something You can sure understand # # 和你聊些你能听懂的话题 #
Have some respect, it's your mother. 那是你老妈 放尊重点
Get in the RV! Go, go, go! 快回车上! 快 快 快!
Why are we fighting? 何必呢 何苦呢?
- Do you know how to drive this? - No. - 你知道怎么开吗? - 不知道
No weapons. Here we go. 凭真本事 来吧
- Hurry! - I don't know how it works. - 快点! - 我不知道怎么开
Fuck! 该死!
- What just happened? - I knocked him out. Let's go. - 发生了什么? - 我把他打晕了 我们走
- You did not. - Yes, I did. - 你没有 - 我有
Come on, Rose, come on. Come on! 快 萝丝 快点 快点!
- Look out! - Oh, no, please. - 小心! - 噢 不 不要
Kenny! Kenny, give me the wheel! 肯尼! 肯尼 把方向盘给我!
No, do not pull over! 不 别跑偏了!
Go this way! No, no, no. Don't get on the freeway. 走这边! 不 不 不 别上高速
- Kenny, just let me in. - I can't. I'll stop. - 肯尼 让我过来 - 我不行 我要停下
Don't stop! You can't stop. 别停下! 你不能停下
Goddamn it, will you let go? 该死 你能放手吗?
No, no, no, no! You're gonna get us killed! 不行 不 不 不! 你差点害我们撞死的!
- All right, just get out of the way. - I can't. - 好的 赶紧避开 - 我不行
Is everybody okay? 大家都还好吧?
- Are you okay? - I'm fine. What...? - 你还好吧? - 我还好 怎么...?
Fuck. 该死的
Fuck! 该死!
Ow! Shit! Fuck, fucking... 奥! 靠! 该死 该死的...
Ow, ow! Ow, ow, ow! 噢 哦! 噢 噢 噢!
- Oh, my God. Fucking shit! Fuck! - What the hell is he doing? - 哦 天啊 该死的 该死的! - 他到底在干嘛?
Fuck a donkey! It hurts so much. 见鬼! 疼死我了
Settle down, man. What the hell's going on? 冷静下 伙计 这到底是怎么回事?
Oh, my God! I'm gonna die. 哦 天啊! 我要死了
Kenny, listen to me. Calm down, all right? 肯尼 听我说 冷静下 好吧?
Not gonna die. Tell us what's going on. 你不会死的 告诉我们怎么回事
- Tell us what happened. - Fucking spider bit me, David! - 告诉我们发生什么了 - 该死的蜘蛛咬了我 戴维!
- What? Where did it happen? - Bit me on my balls. - 什么? 咬在哪儿了? - 咬在我蛋上
On my fucking balls. On my balls, on my fucking balls! 该死的蛋蛋上 我的蛋上!
Oh, God. Let me see. Kenny, let me see it. 哦 天啊 让我看看 肯尼 让我看看
No. No fucking way. You're not seeing it. 不行 没门 你想都别想
Come on. I can't help you unless you show me. Sweetie, just show it to me. 拜托 你不让我看我怎么帮你 宝贝 让我看看
Kenny, will you just man up and drop your pants? 肯尼 能不能像个男人脱掉你的裤子?
We've all seen a dick. 我们都看过老二
All right, let's see it. 好吧 那就看吧
What? What is it? What does it look like? 怎么了? 看起来怎么样?
- I can't look. - Um... - 我不敢看 - 呃...
- Is it bad? - Hey, listen to me. It's not that bad. - 很严重吗? - 嘿 听我说 也没那么严重
- Dude, it's really bad. - No, it isn't. - 伙计 这很严重 - 不 没有
- Have you seen what that... Look. - I'm not gonna look. - 你见过这个... 看 - 我不要看
- You're going to a hospital. - What? No. No fucking way. - 你得去医院 - 什么? 不 没门
How bad is it? 有多严重啊?
You're okay. Rub some dirt on it. Let's get back in the RV. 你没事 抹点泥上去 我们回房车上去
No. You're going to see a doctor. 不行 你要去看医生
No fucking way. No, absolutely not, Rose. 不行 不 绝对不行 萝丝
He's not going to a hospital. We don't have time. 他不能去医院 我们没时间了
Trust me. Kenny is fine. 相信我 肯尼没事
I can't feel my bingo. 我的蛋失去知觉了
- Goddamn it, Kenny. - Yeah. Totally fine. - 该死 肯尼 - 是的 完全没事
- Go grab him. Grab him! - If he's dead, we're leaving him. - 把他扛过来 扛他去! - 如果他死了 我们就扔下他
Yeah, this is David Mille... David Clark, calling for Mr. Gurdlinger again. 是的 我是戴维·米勒... 戴维·克拉克 还找嘉德林格先生
Yes, I'll hold. 好的 我会等的
Who's my big black and white baby? Yeah. 谁是我的黑白小宝贝? 是的
You are. Yes, you are. 是你 是的 是你
- Yellow-ski. - Oh, hello, Brad. - 伙计 - 哦 你好 布莱德
Where the fuck have you been? I left you five messages, man! 你他妈去哪儿了? 我给你留了五条信息 伙计!
David! You're alive! Cool. How'd that happen? 戴维! 你还活着! 酷 发生什么了?
Ask the real Pablo Chacon. 去问真正的巴勃罗·察孔
I'm not gonna make excuses. 我不会找借口的
It was kind of a dick move. 确实有点卑鄙
- "A dick move"? A dick move! - Little bit. - "有点卑鄙"? 有点卑鄙! - 一点点
Little bit of a dick move. 一点点的卑鄙
Well, tell you what. I'm not driving another fucking mile. 嗯 告诉你 我一英里也不走了
All right? I want goddamn hazard pay from your ass. Otherwise, I'll turn around... 明白吗? 我要风险补贴 否则 我就掉头...
and give this smidge of pot back to Chacon, along with your fucking address. 把这点大麻还有你的地址都交给察孔
Do you understand me? 你明白吧?
Sounds like you're threatening to double-cross me. 听起来你在威胁背叛我
Fucking right I am. 该死的 说得对
And I'm kind of turned on right now. 我现在有点想做好人
You make a good case for hazard pay. How much you want? 你确实值得风险补贴 你想要多少?
How much? Oh, I don't know, half a million dollars. 多少? 哦 我不知道 五十万美元
- How about that? - Done. - 怎么样啊? - 成交
Fucking right, it's done. Good. 该死的 好吧 成交 好的
But I need it here by tonight or the deal is off. 但我要你今晚就到否则交易取消
No problem. That's fine with me. 没问题 这点我可以做到
Where the hell are you, anyway? 你到底在哪儿啊?
We're at the Corrales Regional Medical Center in Buttfuck, New Mexico. 我们在该死的新墨西哥州科拉莱斯医疗中心
- Why? - Why? Why? - 为什么? - 为什么? 为什么?
Because this goddamn Kenny kid got his fucking nuts bit by a giant spider. 因为这个叫肯尼的小子 他的蛋被大蜘蛛咬了
That is amazing. Will you let me know if he develops super powers? 那确实太令人惊讶了 等他有超能力了你能告诉我不?
Listen, man, giddyup, okay? Tick-tock. 听着 伙计 赶紧 好吧? 注意时间
Tick-tock. Okay. 时间 好的
Hola, Pablo. Es Brad. 你好 巴勃罗 我是布莱德
Okay. Hear me out. I wanna ask you something. 好的 听我说 我想问你点事
Scottie? The doctor will see you now. 斯科迪? 医生要见你
Text me, girl. I gotta bounce. 给我发短信 姑娘 我得撤了
Know what I'm saying? 你懂的哈?
Oh, God. Really? That guy? 哦 天啊 真的吗? 那个家伙?
- What? He's hot. - Okay. - 怎么了? 他很性感 - 好吧
"I gotta bounce." "我得撤了"
- Miller family? - Yeah. - 米勒家属? - 是的
Hi. Hello, how are you? 嗨 你好 你好吗?
Oh, great. What's the news, doc, huh? Can we get going? 哦 太棒了 怎么样了 医生 啊? 我们能走了吗?
- He's about to tell us. - Oh, good. - 他正要告诉我们呢 - 哦 好的
I'm afraid your son had a pretty severe allergic reaction to the spider's venom. 你儿子对蜘蛛毒产生了严重的过敏反应
Ooh. Too bad. Better get him home. Where is he? 哦 太糟了 赶紧带他回家吧 他在哪儿?
He's in a lot of pain right now, we won't be able to release him for a few hours yet. 他现在很疼 几个小时内他还不能离开
- Why? - David? David, David! Stop it. - 为啥? - 戴维? 戴维 戴维! 停下
Please. Continue. 请继续
Uh, he's on an IV to get some antibiotics... 呃 他正在注射抗生素
Who the fuck cares, man? Okay? We got shit to do. 谁在乎啊 伙计? 好吧? 我们还有一堆烂活得做
Go get my son and bring him and his giant nut out here right now. 把我儿子和他那个巨大的蛋带过来
Stop it. Doctor, thank you. I appreciate you taking care of our son. 停下 医生 谢谢 谢谢你照顾我儿子
- Thank you very much. - Sure. You seem like a very caring father. - 非常感谢 - 当然 你看起来很像慈父
- What is your fucking problem? - What?! - 你他妈到底怎么了? - 什么?
Are you crazy? It's only a few hours. We'll be fine. 你疯了吗? 只是几个小时 我们没事的
No, we're not fine. Okay? 不 我们有事 好吧?
We'll be dead in a few hours. You forget who's following us? 几个小时内不到我们就死定了 你别忘了谁在跟着我们?
Look, here's what I say we do, all right? 听着 我们这么办 好吧?
We leave him here, and then we just keep going, all right? 把他留这 我们继续走 好吧?
So you're saying that the three of us, we just leave him here. 你说就我们三个 把他丢下
No! No, no, no. We don't leave him here. No. Absolutely not. No, we leave... 不! 不 不是丢下 绝不丢下他 是我们离开
with him here. 他留下
Okay. 好吧
You know, if we leave Kenny here, it really isn't... 你知道 要是留下肯尼 其实完全...
Ah. 啊
No. I don't know where I was going with that. That's stupid. 不行 我不知道我神游何方了 那太蠢了
Seriously. 说真的
- What's that? - I don't know. - 谁来了? - 我不知道
- Don't answer it! It's for me! - What? - 别管! 是找我的! - 什么?
What's up, dawg? 怎么了 老兄?
Not much, dawg. What's up with you? 不怎么 老兄 你要干嘛?
Here to pick up Casey, know what I'm saying? 我来接凯西 你懂的哈?
I'm awake and I speak English, so, yeah, I do know. 我没傻 而且我会说英语 所以 是的 我懂的
- What's your name, man? - Scottie P , you know what I'm saying? Ha-ha. - 你叫啥名 伙计? - 斯科蒂·皮 你懂的哈? 哈哈
Again, I do know what you're saying. 再说一遍 我知道你在说什么
But I appreciate you continuing to check in with me. 麻烦你别在问我懂不懂了
- Hi! Bye. We're gonna go. - Whoa, wait! - 嗨! 拜 我们走吧 - 咳 等下!
- Where do you think you're going? - Out. - 你要去哪儿? - 出去
I have just made lunch. 我刚做好午饭
- When are you coming back? - I don't know, later. - 你什么时候回来? - 不知道 过会吧
No! Hey, stop! Stop, listen to me. 不! 嘿 停下! 停下 听我说
Once Kenny is ready, we're out of here. 等肯尼好了 我们就得走
We will leave with or without you. If you're not here, we're gone. Got it? 你回不回来我们都走 明白吗?
Okay, fine. That's totally fine. 好的 没问题 绝对没问题
Wait. Come here. I'd like to have a chat with your friend. 等下 过来 我要和你朋友聊几句
- Are you kidding me? - I am not kidding you. - 你在跟我开玩笑吧? - 我没跟你开玩笑
Would you please have a seat. 请坐吧
What is going on? 怎么回事?
So, Scottie P., what exactly do you do for a living? 所以 斯科蒂·皮 你靠什么生活?
- Oh, Mom! - I work for A & J Amusements. - 哦 老妈! - 我在A&J娱乐城
I'm rocking that Monkey Maze, you know what I'm saying? 我在猴子迷宫玩摇滚的 你懂的哈?
- What the hell is the Monkey Maze? - Oh, it's like a terrifying deathtrap... - 猴子迷宫是什么啊? - 哦 就像是危险的禁地
but for little kids. 但只是针对小孩子
You're working at the fair. You're a carny. 你在游乐场上班 你是个演员
No, I drive a motorcycle. 不是 我开摩托车
- Mm-hm. - Mm-hm. - 呃 - 呃
Yeah. 好吧
What about you guys? Where you, uh, stopping in from, you know what I'm saying? 那你们呢? 你们是从哪来的 你懂的哈?
- Uh, D-town. - Oh, Detroit. - 呃 D城 - 底特律
No, no, no. The other one. 不是 不 不 另一个
D-town. The other D-town. D城 另一个D城
- Denver...? - That's the one. There you go. - 丹佛...? - 是的 你猜对了
- Colorado. - That's the one. - 科罗拉多州 - 就是那个
Yeah, I love my Rockies, you know what I'm saying? 是的 我喜欢落基 你懂的哈?
Oh, you like the Rockies? You're a baseball fan? 哦 你喜欢落基队? 你是棒球迷?
- Uh, no, the mountains. - Of course. - 呃 不 我是说落基山 - 当然
Hey, those are cool tats, man. 嘿 好酷的纹身 伙计
Oh, for real. Thank you, bro. You see the cobra? 哦 真的 谢谢 瞧这眼镜蛇?
- What's this? The one right there? - Oh, this? - 这是什么? 在这的? - 哦 这个?
Uh-huh. 呃
That's my credo. "No ragrets." 这是我的信条 "永不后悔"
Mm-hm. How about that. 呃 你觉得怎么样
- You have no regrets? - Nope. - 你从来不后悔? - 不
- Not one? - Nope. Ha, ha. - 一次也没有? - 不 哈 哈
I wish I did. To talk about something. 我希望我有 说起来
Not one regret, huh? 还真没有过 哈?
That's how I been living my whole life. 我一辈子都是这样的
I went to a tattoo artist, I was like 我去找纹身大师 我这么跟他说
"This how I live. Can you put that on my body?" "我就是这样生活的 你能帮我纹上去吗?"
- And he did it. - Dad. - 然后他就做了 - 老爸
- Not even a single letter? - No, I can't think of one. - 一个字母都不后悔? - 没有 完全不后悔
- I love all the letters, know what I'm saying? - Yeah. - 我喜欢字母 你懂的哈? - 是的
A lot of letters in the alphabet. How many? 字母表有很多字母 有多少来?
- It's in the 20s. - It's definitely in the 20s, I agree. - 二十左右 - 绝对在二十个左右 我同意
Twenty-six, I think, if you count Y. 二十六个 如果我们算上Y的话
- Do you have any questions for us, Scottie P? - Dad. - 你有问题问我们吗 斯科蒂·皮? - 老爸
- How did you make her so hot? - What's that? - 你们怎么把她生得这么漂亮? - 那是什么意思?
- Uh, Casey. - Aw, that's very sweet of you. - 呃 凯西 - 哦 你嘴真甜
He wants to know how we made Casey so hot. 他想知道我们怎么把凯西生这么漂亮
- It's, uh... - You guys had to... - 这 呃... - 你们得...
- What'd you ask us? - ...seminate, like, each other? - 为什么这么问? - 互相播种 什么的?
Uh... Sorry? 呃... 什么?
- Oh, my God. - Like, is there a way to make them, like... - 哦 天啊 - 就是 怎么才能播种播得比较好呢...
attractive? Like, kids? 让小孩很有魅力?
- Doggie style. Know what I mean? - Dope. - 小狗式 明白吧? - 了解
- Dad. - Well, I love him. I think he's great. - 老爸 - 嗯 我喜欢他 我觉得他很棒
A real winner. If I were you, I wouldn't use protection. 好小伙子 如果我是你 我不用避孕套
Scottie P., you're the man. 斯科蒂·皮 你是真正的男人
- Yo, for real. Thanks, man. - We're leaving. Bye! - 唷 真的 谢谢 伙计 - 我们走了 拜!
- Nice meeting you. You do you, Scottie P. - You too. - 很高兴见到你 你确实厉害 斯科蒂·皮 - 你也是
Casey, make good choices! 凯西 一定要乖啊!
Come on, she's gonna be fine. 拜托 她会很好的
Tattooed kid on a motorcycle, no helmet. 骑摩托的纹身男孩 不戴头盔
Actually, she might already be pregnant. 事实上 她可能已经怀孕了
I cannot believe her. Where the hell is she? 难以置信 她到底跑哪儿去了?
Look who is concerned about someone other than themselves. 瞧瞧啊 除了自己还会关心别人了
What? I just want to get back on the road. 什么? 我只是想尽快上路
No, I know. 嗯 我知道
That kid was a dickhead, huh? 那孩子是个白痴 哈?
- Right? - Know what I'm saying? - 是吧? - 你懂的哈?
- Ha! Jerk. - Unbelievable. - 哈 混球 - 不敢相信
Must get her shitty taste in men from her mother. 他一定是从他老妈那学的烂品味
I'm sorry. It was a cheap shot. 抱歉 让你躺枪了
Cheap shot, okay? I'm taking it back. 无意的 好吧? 我收回
I'm sure your boyfriend Jimmy is very nice. 我确定你男朋友吉米人很好
He seems like a very good guy. 他看起来是个好人
Well, he's not. He left. 呃 他不是 他走了
Maxed out all my credit cards, cleaned out my bank account... 透支了我所有的信用卡 卷走了我银行账户的钱...
jetted out of town. 逃出城了
He stole my favorite mug. Which was a pretty shitty thing to do. Even for him. 他偷走了我最喜欢的被子 这种事都做得出来
- I'm really sorry about that. That sucks. - Whatever. - 我很抱歉 太糟了 - 无所谓
That's what you get for dating a guy who dates strippers. 跟脱衣舞娘勾勾搭搭的能有什么好人
Ah, come on. 哦 拜托
You're a lot more than that, Rose, and you know it. 你比那个好多了 萝丝 你知道的
- What? - Rose is not even my real name. - 怎么了? - 萝丝甚至都不是我的真名
What's your real name? 你的真名是什么?
Sarah. 萨拉
With an "h"? 有"h"的?
Yep. Right there at the end. 是的 在最后
It's the best way to spell it. 这么拼最好了
- That's what my mother thought. Heh. - Heh. - 我老妈就是这么想的 呵 - 呵
Well, David's not my real name either. 嗯 戴维也不是我真名
- Really? - I'm being serious. - 真的? - 我很认真
Wow. So you're being ser... 哇 你变认...
Well, so then, what's your real name? 呃 那么你真名是什么?
Barbara. 芭芭拉
- Barbara? - Yeah, named after my mom. - 芭芭拉? - 是的 跟我老妈一样
Oh, so, what are you, like, a Barbara Jr.? 哦 所以 怎么称呼 小芭芭拉
- You're Barbara Jr. - You got it. Yeah, yeah. - 你是小芭芭拉 - 你猜对了 是的
My friends in high school and grade school called me Babs. 我小学和中学的朋友叫我芭布斯
Oh, scarred childhood. 哦 伤痕累累的童年
Not really, not at all. I mean, I was in musical theater, so I was actually revered. 不全是 不全是 我是说 我当时在演音乐剧 所以还挺受尊敬的
Very funny. 真有趣
You have a hair... 你的头发...
Yank, or put behind the ear? 拿下来 别在耳后?
Guess we could... 我们可以...
tuck it back there. 藏到这里
Whoa. What's going on in here? 哇 发生什么了?
We should ask you the same thing, young lady! Huh? 我们要问你同样的话 小姑娘 哈?
- We've been worried sick. - That's right. - 我们担心死了 - 是的
Why are you guys talking like that? 你俩干嘛这么讲话?
Shit, is someone here? 该死 有人在吗?
Yeah! Yeah, us. We're here. That's who's here. 是的! 是的 我们 我们在这 我们俩在这
We didn't know if you were dead in a ditch! Huh? 我们会担心你是不是死在阴沟里了!
You couldn't have called? Something? 你就不能打个电话? 什么的?
Or send one of those text messages you're always sending out? 或者发条你总是在发的短信什么的?
"Hey, it's me, Casey, I'm not dead in a ditch." LOL, picture of a whale, #YOLO. "嘿 是我 凯西 我没死在沟里" 大笑 鲸鱼图片 井号 活在当下
- Anything! - Okay. - 任何东西! - 好吧
Fine! Whatever! 好吧! 随便吧!
Sorry. 对不起
- Whoa! - Thank you! - 哇! - 谢谢!
- Was that so hard? - Appreciate that. - 有那么难吗? - 感谢
- She learned a new word, Rose. - Thank God. "I'm sorry." - 她学会了个新词 萝丝 - 感谢上帝 "抱歉"
Un-fucking-believable. 难以置信啊
It's gonna be great. 会变好的
Oh! There he is. Kenny! 哦! 他来了 肯尼!
- Okay, let's go. - Oh, my God, you look so much better. - 好的 我们走 - 哦 天啊 你看起来好多了
- Doesn't he? - Like a thousand bucks. Let's go. - 是吗? - 像千元大钞 我们走
- Come on, we gotta hurry. Come on! - Take it easy! - 拜托 我们得快点 拜托! - 别紧张!
- Will you just relax?! - Look, I can't... - 能放轻松点吗? - 看 我不能...
- Oh, great. - Aah! - 哦 太棒了 - 啊!
- Kenny. - That's my elbow. Oh... - 肯尼 - 我的胳膊肘 哦...
- Are you okay? - I think so. - 你还好吧? - 我想是
Look what happens when you run around like a crazy person. 瞧瞧 你干嘛像疯子一样狂奔
What do mean? He's fine. Come on, Ken-doll, hop up. Here we go. 你什么意思? 他很好 快点 肯娃 起来 我们走
- What's wrong with you? - What's wrong with me? - 你到底怎么了? - 我怎么了?
- David! - Look, this job has a deadline... - 戴维! - 听着 这活有时间要求...
and it's in four fucking hours. 就在四小时后
If you think I'm gonna lose half a million dollars because of Kenny's boo-boos... 如果你认为我会为了肯尼的这点小伤丢掉五十万美元的话...
- then you're out of your mind. - Whoa. Wait a second. - 你就疯了 - 哇 等下
You're making half a million dollars on this deal? 你干这活能赚五十万?
- Uh, roughly. - I cannot believe you. - 呃 大概吧 - 我信了你的邪
Listen to me. I can explain. 听着 我可以解释
You are making $500,000 and you were only gonna pay me 30? 你赚五十万才给我三万?
You're getting 30 grand? I'm getting a thousand! 你能拿三万? 我才一千?
Wait, you guys are getting paid? 等下 你们还有钱拿?
- You're a liar. - No, no, no. - 你是个骗子 - 不 不 不
- We want to renegotiate. - No. No way. - 价钱必须重新谈 - 不行 没门
- What? David. - No. No way. - 什么? 戴维 - 不 没门
You made your deal with me, I made my deal with Brad. We're getting outta here. 你们是跟我是一回事 我跟布莱德是另一回事 我们马上离开这
See? Good. Casey gets it. We're not renegotiating now. Let's go. 看到吧? 好的 凯西明白了 别指望讲价钱 我们走
I believe we are, right now, because you wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for us. 必须谈 就现在 如果没有我们你都不能到这儿
You're right about that. 你说得对
I'd be in Denver now if it wasn't for you slowing me down. 如果不是你们拖后腿 我现在已经到丹佛了
Are you shitting...? Slowing you down? What the hell are you talking...? 你在胡扯什么...? 托你后腿? 你在胡说什么呢?
Whoa, where the hell are you going? Hey, hey! 哦 你要去哪儿? 嘿 嘿!
Hey, I said where are you going? 嘿 我说你要去哪?
You know what? You leave, you get nothing. 你知道吗? 你走了 你一个子儿也得不到
I don't want your money, okay? 我才不想要你的钱 好吧?
Casey, come back. We have to stay together. 凯西 回来 我们得在一起
- Come on! - Why? - 拜托! - 为什么?
Because we're a family? Huh? 因为我们是一家人? 啊?
You want to spend Christmas together? Help me with my homework? 你还想一起过圣诞? 还帮我做功课?
Please. This whole thing has been a total joke. 拜托 这整件事就是个笑话
Oh, no, I'll tell you what the joke is! You want to know what the...? 哦 不 我告诉你什么是笑话! 你想知道...?
The j... 笑...
I'm not gonna tell you the joke! 我不会给你讲笑话!
You don't deserve to hear the joke! Let's go. 你不配听笑话 我们走
- I don't think you knew the joke. - I knew a joke. - 我不认为你会讲笑话 - 我会
We have to go back and get her. 我们得找她去
What? Are you kidding me? She left! Screw her, okay? 什么? 你们在开玩笑? 她走了! 去她的 好吧?
Are you coming with me or not, Rose? 你到底要不要和我走 萝丝?
Fine. I'll slide your check under your door. Kenny, let's go. 好 我会把钱塞你门缝底下 肯尼 我们走
Kenny, come on! Let's go, man. 肯尼 快点! 我们走 伙计
We can't leave her, David. It's not right. 我们不能丢下她 戴维 这样不对
- You know what? - What? - 你知道吗? - 什么?
You all deserve each other. 你们真是一路货
Da... Wha...? 大... 什...?
He'll come back. 他会回来的
Right? 是吧?
Yo, girl! 唷 姑娘!
- I got your text. What's up? - Hey. - 我收到你短信了 怎么了? - 嘿
Are you alone? 你一个人吗?
Yeah. You think we can go someplace private and talk? 是的 你觉得我们找个人少的地方谈谈怎么样?
I know just the spot, you know what I'm saying? Heh-heh. 我正好知道个地方 你懂的哈? 呵呵
- A little better. - See, you're not in synch with what I'm doing. - 好点了 - 看 你没跟上我的节奏
I'm just playing a major scale, but, um, we can move it down. 我正在弹大调音阶 好吧 那就降下来
- Let's move it. - Shitty scale. - 降个调 - 扯什么音阶啊
Stop talking. Just shut the fuck up. 闭上你的臭嘴
- Hey, what's up? - Hey, Brad. - 嘿 什么事? - 嘿 布莱德
I'm just getting some singing lessons from my main man Ben Folds Five. 我正在跟我哥们本·福斯学唱歌
- Ain't that right, Ben Folds Five? - My name is Ben Folds. - 是吧 本·福斯五世? - 我的名字是本·福斯
"Five" is the name of the band. "五"是乐队的名字
You're fucking with me. I love it. 真有意思 我喜欢
You gotta meet this guy. Benji Five is a laugh riot. 你应该见见他 本记乐队就是个笑话
Remember that song "Brick" we used to listen to? 还记得以前我们常听的那首歌"砖头"吗?
She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly 她就像一块砖头 拉着我下沉
It's... I've got... It's that guy. I fucking got that guy. 就是... 我... 我找到唱这首歌的人了
He's like my personal bitch. 他现在是我的私人老师
- Listen, is everything okay? - Yeah. - 怎么了 出什么事了吗? - 没有
Yeah, yeah. Uh, things are fine. 没事 一切都很好
I'm about 200 miles away. I'll be there in three hours, all right? 我还差200英里 三小时后就到了 好吗?
- All right. Peace. - Agh, fucking asshole. - 好的 待会见 - 该死的混蛋
Scales. Let's do this. 音阶什么的 来吧
This gig sucks. 真他妈见鬼
Don't talk to me like that. I will have you killed. 别这么跟我说话 小心我干掉你
And no one will miss your fucking nerd music. 没人会想念你那些怪腔怪调的
距丹佛市199英里 距科泉市128英里
# Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! # # 周日 周日! #
Great. That's loud. 很好 很吵
Yeah, nice try, radio. Nice try. Heh. 我知道你想干嘛 收音机
Okay. Ahem. 好了
Let's get there. 专心开车
Hoo. 呼
Quiet. 好安静
And I knew better too. 我现在明白了
But we were all on the road together... 但那一路上...
and it got kind of fun, you know? 我们过得很开心
Yeah. Uh-huh. 嗯 我懂
And I started thinking of us as kind of like this... 我以为我们会...
Whatever, it's stupid. 管它的呢 我太傻了
- Fuck them. - Yeah, fuck them. - 他们去死吧 - 嗯 去死吧
Yo, right now, girl, Scottie P. is gonna make you feel real good, know what I'm saying? 妹子 现在好了 斯科蒂·皮会让你开心的 你懂的哈?
- Ha-ha. - Uh, heh. - 哈哈 - 哦
I'm sorry, I'm just feeling kind of cry-ey and that... 不好意思 我心情有点糟...
- I'm just gonna go, okay? - Come on, girl. - 我得走了 - 别这样
- You texted me. You know what's up. - Scottie. - 是你给我发的短信 是你叫我来的 - 斯科蒂
Hey! 嘿!
Get your hands off of her! 把你的脏手拿开!
Come here, Casey. 快过来 凯西
You put your hands on her again... 你再敢动她一根手指头...
I will rip that fucking tattoo right off of your chest. 我就把那个纹身从你的身上撕下来
You know what I'm saying? 听见了吗?
- Oh, really, bitch? - Yeah, bitch. - 真的吗 贱人? - 是的 贱人
You know what? Why don't you leave the girls alone, man. 干嘛要欺负女士们呢
What are you gonna do, eyebrows? 你有意见吗 扫把眉?
One... 一...
two... 二...
Ow! Broke my nose! 啊! 我鼻子流血了
You're an aggressive woman. Know what I'm saying? 你是个疯女人 你懂的哈?
Are you okay? 你还好吧?
I'm fine. That was awesome. You fucking decked him! 我没事 太厉害了 你把他揍扁了!
I've dealt with handsy assholes like him at work. 工作时候我常遇到这样的混蛋
Let's just get out of here. 我们走吧
Thanks for the backup. Why the counting? 谢谢你帮忙 但为什么数数?
If you're gonna punch someone, punch them on one. 要想揍别人 你就直接一拳挥上去
Well, David told me to count. 戴维让我数数的
David? David hasn't punched anybody ever. 戴维? 戴维从来没打过架
I think this Way. Exit. 出口在这边
I have returned. 我回来啦
Ha-ha-ha. So here's what happened, okay? 哈哈 事情是这样的
I'm out on the open road, just by myself, right? And I'm just beelining it to a huge payday. 我一个人行驶在大马路上 心想我要发财了
And I start to realize something: it's boring in here. 但我突然觉得: 一个人好无聊啊
So I thought, "You know what you gotta do, dummy?" 所以我想 "你知道怎么做吧 兄弟?"
"You gotta turn this RV around and go back and get those dip sticks." "还是回头去把那几个蠢货接上吧"
Heh. I'm just kidding, you're not dip sticks. 我开玩笑的 你们不是蠢货
What do you say we go home? Come on, let's go. 我们一起回家怎么样? 走吧
Hey, David? Go fuck yourself. 嘿 戴维? 去死吧
Uh...? Ha! 嗯...? 哈!
"Go fuck yourself." "You go fuck yourself." "去死吧" "你才去死"
Rose, you say, "Go fuck yourself." Then Kenny's like, "I don't want to fuck anybody." 萝丝说 "是你去死" 然后肯尼说 "我才不会去死"
This is what I miss, right? The Ping-Pong action, the repartee. 我好想念那些吵吵闹闹
Come on, guys. Let's get out of here, go home. Get in the RV, go home, get out of here. 走吧 我们走吧 开着房车回家
Come on, let's go! 走了 出发吧!
- Whoa, hey, hold on. Where you going? - Are you serious? - 嘿 等等 你们去哪啊? - 你有没有搞错?
Look, look, look. Okay. 听着 好吧
I know what this is about, and I get it. 我明白你们的意思
All right? We're gonna split the $500,000. 我们平分这五百万
Evenly. Betwixt the four of us. 我们四个人 平分
You guys get what I'm saying here? Kenny, you wanna be like this: "Pfft!" 好不好? 肯尼 你肯定会这样: "噗!"
Like you're from... right? That's a lot of video games, kiddo. 就像你玩的... 是吧? 很多游戏里都这样
All right, Casey, you can buy a house, and run away from it. 凯西 你可以买座房子 然后再离家出走
You know what I mean? Like, whatever. You get $125,000. 对吧? 反正就是 你分到十二万五千
You get $125,000. 你分到十二万五千
You get a... I mean, I'm like fucking Oprah here. You know? 你分到... 我简直就是奥普拉 是吧?
If she was a white dude at a carnival. Heh. 我是白人版本的她 哈
Come on, guys. Let's get in the RV... 来吧 我们开着房车...
and take our butts back to Denver where we're gonna be rich and we're gonna get paid. 回到丹佛市拿到钱 我们就发财了
- Come on, come on. - Uh, David, listen. - 走吧 - 戴维 听我说
You misled us. You left us. 是你拐带了我们 又抛下我们
And then you come waltzing back in here all... I don't know what the hell that was... 然后你蹦蹦哒哒地回来了... 我不知道你怎么回事...
and you just expect that we all just forget about it. 你想让我们就这么忘了那些事情
What's wrong with you? 你有没有搞错?
How do we trust you? 我们还怎么相信你?
Okay, look, what do you want? Do you want me to beg? 好吧 你们想怎么样? 让我求你们吗?
Kids? What do you think? 孩子们? 你们怎么想的?
- That would make me feel a lot better. - Works for me. Sure. - 那样确实能让我好受些 - 我也觉得
You're joking. 你们开玩笑吧
Wha...? 什么...?
You really want me to get on my knees? And beg you? 你们真的想让我跪下来? 求你们?
It's a good thing I'm wearing my begging pants. 正好我穿着下跪专用裤
I usually only do this before sex. 通常我只在滚床单之前才这么做
Okay, okay, I'm going, I'm going. Please, please. 好了 好了 我这就跪 别走
Ahem. Let's do it. Here we go. 嗯 这样可以了吧
Okay! To the RV, let's go. 好了! 上车 我们走
Come on, Babs. 走吧 孩子们
Whoa, whoa. Slow down. There's clowns everywhere. 哇 等等我 这里小丑好多
Here, let Pops get in here. 嘿 小心气球
We're right down here. I parked it next to an RV. 就是这里 我把它停在房车旁边
- Melissa. - Kenny. - 梅丽萨 - 肯尼
- Rose! - Edie. - 萝丝! - 伊迪
- Shit. - Shit. - 该死 - 该死
I never get used to that language. 我还是学不会那么说话
What in the H-E-L-L are you people doing here? 你们他-妈-的怎么在这里?
Uh... Uh, uh... 嗯...
- We came to see the fireworks. - Yeah. Fireworks. - 我们是来看焰火表演的 - 是的 焰火表演
Us too! That's so weird! They're supposed to be amazing here. 我们也是! 真是太巧了! 表演肯定会很精彩
- Melissa, can we talk? - No. - 梅丽萨 我们能谈谈吗? - 不
- Mom, come on, let's go. - Melissa! - 妈 我们走吧 - 梅丽萨!
Why are you being so rude? 怎么这么没礼貌?
Do you have your period? Do you need a tampin? 你大姨妈来了吗? 要不要棉条?
Mom, I don't need a tampin. I don't want to be near these people. 妈 我不要棉条 我只是不想看到他们
- Kenny. Let's go. - We should get out of here. - 肯尼 我们走吧 - 嗯 我们该走了
- What happened last night comes out I was wrong. - Oh, boy. - 昨天晚上的事情证明我以前看错你们了 - 哦 天啊
Oh, my God, she knows. 天啊 她知道了
My daughter knows what we've done. 我女儿知道了我们的事
Melissa, yes, it was wrong of me to fondle Mrs. Miller's breasts. 是的 梅丽萨 我不应该摸米勒太太的咪咪
You're right. I'm not gonna deny that it gave me a certain amount of pleasure. 你是对的 但我也不能否认那样做给我带来了快感
That said, your father and I are struggling with some serious intimacy issues. 其实你爸爸和我早就不再那么亲密了
Okay, no, stop! 停 别说了!
I'm not as tight as I once was. 我不像以前那么紧了
- Look... - He just falls right out. - 听着... - 他总是滑出来
It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. 就像走廊里的一根热狗
Ew! What are you talking about? 哦! 你到底在说什么?
I saw Kenny making out with his sister and mother while their dad watched. 昨天晚上 我看到肯尼和他姐还有他妈亲热 而他爸爸在一边看着
What? Oh, my...! 什么? 哦 天啊...!
- It wasn't quite like that. - That's not exactly what happened. - 事情不是那样的 - 有些情况你不了解
Rose isn't my mom, she's not my sister. We're not a real family. 萝丝不是我妈 她不是我姐 我们不是真的一家人
That's enough, son! What are you saying? 别说了 儿子! 你在说什么呢?
He's been drinking. It's hard to understand. He's being ridiculous. 他喝多了 他在胡言乱语 别听他的
David hired us to help him smuggle drugs across the border. 戴维雇我们帮他走私毒品
You're drug dealers? 你们是毒贩?
No! No, we're drug smugglers. There's a difference. 不! 我们是毒品走私贩 这不一样
There's not a difference. 这有什么不一样
Okay, Edie, we can explain, all right? 听我说 伊迪 听我解释
This is a small misunderstanding. It really is. 这里面有个小误会 真的
When he says "smuggle," he doesn't know what he's saying. 他说"走私贩"的时候 根本不知道自己在说什么
- It's not drugs. - He doesn't know what drugs are. - 不是毒品 - 他都不知道毒品是什么
Seriously. It's just a little tequila. 真的 其实是龙舌兰酒
What? 什么?
Oh, my God! 哦 我的天!
- Hey. Ah, thank God you're alive. - He's got a gun! - 嘿 谢天谢地 你没死 - 他有枪!
Listen! Hey, hey, hey. No, no! Wait, wait, wait! 听我说! 嘿 嘿 别这样! 等一下!
This is gonna be fun! 这下有趣了!
I still got it. 我还是有点本事的
Don's a badass. 唐也是坏蛋啊
Oh, Don. 哦 唐
Melissa, go find a police officer. 梅丽萨 快去报警
Okay, Don. Don, listen to me. 好了 唐 听我说
No. Drug smuggling, David? 不 你走私毒品 戴维?
And to think of the moment we shared in that tent. 我还以为我们是坦诚相见的朋友
No, Don, there's another guy. 不 唐 还有一个人
I don't want to hear about other men in your life! 我才不想听你的感情经历!
What? No! No, no! No! There's another guy trying to kill us! 什么? 不! 不! 是还有个人想要杀我们!
What? Who? 什么? 谁?
Pablo Chacon. 是我 巴勃罗·察孔
Pablo Chacon. 巴勃罗·察孔
Buenas noches, Millers. 晚上好 米勒一家
What is he saying? What does that mean? 他说什么? 什么意思?
It's a familiar Mexican greeting. 就是一句墨西哥问候语
You in the short jeans and the funny mustache, give me the gun. 那个穿着短裤留着小胡子的 把枪给我
Melissa. 梅丽萨
And the mug. 还有杯子
Please don't hurt her. 求你不要伤害她
- Take her. - Are you okay? It's okay. - 给你们 - 你还好吧? 没事了
Now the keys, please. 把车钥匙给我
Here. Here, here, here. 给你 给你
Okay, great. You have your drugs, so you don't have to kill us. 好了 你拿到毒品了 没必要杀我们了
Oh, I don't have to kill you, huh? 哦 没必要杀你们 是吗?
You take my drugs. 你们偷走了我的毒品
You make me cross the border into this fucked-up country. 你们让我穿过边境来到这个鬼地方
You try to burn my face with steam! 你们用蒸汽烧我的脸!
- I'm sorry. - You destroy my car! - 抱歉 - 你们毁了我的车!
And I don't like what you do to my man every time we meet. 而且我不喜欢每次你们都这样对待我的小伙伴
You are the worst family I've ever met. 你们是我见过最差劲的一家人
But, you're right, I don't have to kill you. 但你们说得对 我没必要杀你们
I want to kill you. All of you. 但我想杀了你们
Stop. Stop. 住手
Don't do this. Don't kill these people. 别这样 不要伤害他们
This is all my fault. I'm the one that did this. I'm the drug dealer here. 这都是我的错 这些都是我干的 我是毒贩
These people is just an innocent family... 他们只是无辜的一家人...
in the wrong place at the wrong time. Okay? 碰巧出现在这里
And this kid? 而这个孩子?
This kid's got the biggest fucking heart I've ever seen in my life. 这个孩子是我这辈子见过最勇敢的人
And I'm lucky to call him a friend. 我很幸运有他这样的朋友
Man, an hour ago, I would have killed this girl for you. 一个小时之前 为了你我可以杀了这个女孩
But she's tough as hell. And a lot smarter than me. 但她很坚强 而且比我聪明百倍
And this one. 而这位
You. Sarah. 你 萨拉
You're the strongest woman I've ever met. 你是我认识的最坚强的女性
And you'd make a great mom. 你还是个好妈妈
I love all of them. 我爱他们每个人
Don't kill them. 别杀他们
Please. 求你了
Just kill me. 杀了我吧
- Tell you what, I'll make a deal, okay? - Okay. - 那好吧 我有个主意 - 说吧
I kill you first so you don't watch your family die. 我先杀了你 这样你就不用看着你的家人死掉了
David. 戴维
Kenny! That was amazing! 肯尼! 你太棒了!
I'd like to think I taught him that. 我想是我教他的
- Mm. - I know I taught him that. - 嗯 - 是我教他的
Put that tongue back in your mouth, young man. 把你的舌头收回去 小伙子
Oh. 哦
Wow. 哇
- You kiss a lot better than my sister. - Hey! - 你的吻技比我姐姐好多了 - 嘿!
- One, two, three. - Mm-hm. - 一 二 三 - 嗯
Well, Mr. Chacon, on behalf of the United States of America... 察孔先生 我代表美国联邦政府...
I'd like to welcome you to our country. 欢迎你来到我们的国家
Grab a seat. 坐好了
Sorry you won't get to experience the freedom part. 不好意思 你体会不到我国的自由了
Don, you're my hero. 唐 你是我的英雄
I want you to use those zip ties tonight. 你今晚可以用上那些扎带
Here. 给你
Thank you, David. 谢谢 戴维
- We're gonna go. - Not so fast. - 我们要走了 - 别着急
- Oh, no, Don. - Dad, please. - 不要这样 唐 - 爸 求你了
Girls, hush. 别说话 姑娘们
I believe that you are good people. 我相信你们是好人
But you broke the law. All of you. 但你们触犯了法律
And worse than that, you put my wife and daughter's lives in danger. 更过分的事 你们让我妻子和女儿陷入了危险
- Sorry. - Gonna have to place you under arrest. - 对不起 - 所以我必须逮捕你们
- Don, why? - No, Dad, don't. - 唐 为什么? - 不要这样 爸
And I'm gonna do just that... 我马上逮捕你们...
right after I turn around... 让我先转过身...
and hug my family. 拥抱一下我的家人
David, come on. 戴维 走吧
It's all here! 都拿来了!
I am blown away, David. Great job. 我都惊呆了 戴维 干得好
But it's late. 但你回来晚了
Deadline was last night, so, sorry, buddy, no deal. 截止日期是昨天晚上 所以抱歉了兄弟 没有报酬
Brad, I almost got killed over this shit. Twice. 布莱德 为了帮你我差点送命 两次呢
I'm not gonna be an asshole about this. I got two tons of premium weed. 我可不是不讲究的人 我拿到了两吨上好的大麻
Yes! And you got Chacon pinched in the process... 是的! 而且你害察孔被抓起来了...
- which is a huge win for team Brad. - Mm-hm. - 布莱德队大获全胜 - 嗯
So how about we shake hands and call it even. 所以我们握一下手 算是扯平了
- You were never gonna pay me, were you? - Oh! Bingo. Heh-heh. - 你本就没打算给我报酬 是吧? - 哦! 答对了 加十分
Was that a dick move? I can't even tell anymore. 这样做混蛋吗? 我也不知道
- Move! - Go! Go! Go! - 冲! - 快! 快!
- Down, down, down! - Get on the ground! Freeze! - 趴下 趴下! - 趴在地上! 不许动!
Clear! 安全!
You double-crossed me. 你出卖了我
Kind of a dick move, right? 有点混蛋 是吧?
You got nothing on me! 你没有证据的!
Nothing at all. 没有
Oh, shit! Look at this guy. 哦 天啊! 看看谁来了
Who let in 50 Cent? 谁把50美分请来了?
- Nice work, David. - Thank you, Don. - 干得不错 戴维 - 谢谢夸奖 唐
Now, I know you don't get your money... 虽然你没有拿到钱...
but doing the right thing had to feel a whole lot better. 但是做正义之事会让你更加满足的
No. 没有
All right, maybe a little bit. 好吧 是有一点满足
As promised, in exchange for your testimony against Chacon and Gurdlinger... 我们说好的 作为你揭发察孔和嘉德林格的奖励...
we have to keep you in witness protection for three to six months. 我们会把你作为证人保护起来三到六个月
- Just me? - Just you. - 只保护我? - 是的
Oh. And any other witnesses to the crime. 哦 还保护这个案子的其他几个证人
- There you are. - I don't care. - 给你吧 - 我不管
- Look at this hot nerd. - Rub some dirt on it. - 看看这个网络达人 - 抹点泥行了
- What are you doing? - Look at this. - 你在弄什么? - 看吧
You gotta tell Casey to stop posting this stuff. It's already got a million hits... 你得让凯西别再上传这些视频了 这个点击量都有一百万了...
and growing. 还在增长
Okay, okay, I'll tell her after lunch. Oof, you know what else? 好吧 我午饭之后就和她说 你知道吗?
I can see down your tank top. 从上面看你跑光了
- Hey there. - Hey. - 嘿 你好 - 嘿
- Wanted to introduce ourselves. I'm Dan. - Hey, Dan. - 认识一下吧 我叫丹 - 你好 丹
This is my wife, Kathy. We just moved in. 这是我妻子 凯斯 我们刚搬到这里
- Hello. - We're the Johnsons. - 你好 - 我们是约翰逊一家
Oh, great. Welcome to the neighborhood. 太好了 欢迎你们
Hey, guys. Come here. 嘿 过来一下
Come meet our neighbors. 认识一下新邻居
I'm David. 我叫戴维
And this is my family right here. 这是我的家人
This is my son, Kenny. 我儿子 肯尼
My daughter, Casey. 我女儿 凯西
- And this is my wife, Sarah. - Nice to meet you. - 还有我妻子 萨拉 - 很高兴认识你们
- We're the Millers. - Ah. Pleasure. - 我们是米勒一家 - 很高兴认识你们
Thanks for saying hi. All right, take care now. 谢谢你们的问候 多保重
- See you soon. Bye. - Bye. - 改天见 - 再见
- I don't like them. - I don't like them either. - 我不喜欢他们 - 我也不喜欢
Why introduce yourself? I mean, who the fuck are you? 干嘛要介绍自己? 你算是哪根葱?
I can't believe this. We're stuck in the suburbs. 真不敢相信 竟然安排我们住郊区
Now, this sucks. I can't wait for the trial to be over. Gotta get outta here. 糟透了 我熬不到审讯结束了 我要赶紧离开这鬼地方
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Stick to the big A. 永远都要坚持
- Anal. - Abstinence, you meant. - 走菊花 - 或者禁欲
- Neither makes a baby. - He confuses... - 这两种都不会有孩子 - 他弄混...
Oscars! For all of you! 你们都应该拿奥斯卡奖!
That's very nice of you, but we're not that good of an actor, no. 谢谢你 但我们可不会演戏
- Those guys are picking on that girl. - Where? - 他们在欺负那个女孩 - 在哪?
- I'll never forget these moments in this movie. - What? - 我永远都不会忘掉这个片段 - 什么?
- And I hope you don't either. - Ha-ha-ha. - 希望你也不会忘 - 哈哈
And, action. 开始
It takes two men to open this mini-fridge. 两个壮汉才能拉开这个冰箱门
Aah! 啊!
It's literally so hard! 真的太紧了!
- Okay, you guys, seriously, you're mak... - Ha-ha-ha! - 好吧 你们真是... - 哈哈哈!
Look, look, look. 看到没
- Ha, ha! - Leave the girls alone. - 哈哈! - 别欺负姑娘们
What are you gonna do, freckles? What are you gonna do, Don Knotts? 你有意见吗 雀斑脸? 你有意见吗 唐·诺茨?(好莱坞著名演员 常演硬汉)
What are you gonna do, guy with great posture? 你有意见吗 虚张声势的臭小子?
Ow! Broke my nose! 啊! 我鼻子流血了!
I'm terrified of blood, you know what I'm saying? 我有恐血症 你懂的哈?
You just deviated my septum, you know what I'm saying? 你把我的鼻腔隔膜打碎了 你懂的哈?
Uh, I want a Band-Aid. 我需要创可贴
- Closed? - They're closed. Till morning. - 关门了? - 明早才能开门
Oklahoma. Oh, poop. 奥克拉荷马人啊 真糟糕
Cheese and rice. Ants on a log. 奶酪上有老鼠 圆木里爬满蚂蚁
Poop on a Popsicle. Oh, cock marbles. 冰棍上有苍蝇屎 哦 还有鸡粪
- Oh, fuck. - Ha-ha-ha. - 哦 该死的 - 哈哈
It just stopped at a certain point... 它卡在那里...
and you just couldn't insert it any more. 不管怎么塞也不进去
Well, I just looked like I had, like, a Stormtrooper dick. 我就像一个老二粉碎机一样
So I'm just gonna... there we go. There they are. 所以我... 好吧 就是这样
This is crazy. 真不可思议
Those are just gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous breasts. 你的咪咪手感真是 真是太棒了
Cut! All right. Cut. 咔! 拍好了
- And, action. - Whoo! - 开始 - 哇!
- How about a little victory music, shall we? - Yes, please. - 来点胜利的小曲 怎么样? - 好的
- I love this song! - This is awesome! - 我喜欢这首歌! - 太棒了!
# You're job's a joke, you're broke. Your love life's D.O.A. # # 你工作很差 又没有钱 还被人甩了 #
# I'll be there for you # # 但我支持你 #
# When the rain starts to fall # # 就算下了大雨 #
# I'll be there for you # # 我也会为你撑伞 #
# 'Cause you're there for me too # # 因为你给我力量 #
That was really good. 唱得不错
That's very funny. 很有趣
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Adios, Millers. 再见了 米勒一家